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He’s just a regular cat, don’t mean that as a jazz term.
Yeah, sure, you can pet him if you got the password.
Last heard out of the mouth was “Meow.”
Got a bigger vocabulary? Typing it out
with socks for fingers, caps-lock stuck.
Count it lucky that a cat can use a keyboard. What?
Count it lucky that the fatty pay the bill on time;
soon as internet go down, you’re all in misery. Why?
‘Cause you love to believe in the two-tone cat.
There’s an army of you out there answering back.
There’s a seven digit number, count it up from that.
Dust mote, you get bat. Tell him where the tuna at.
He got a spot on a chair where he deposited the pants fur.
He got a regular stare like he’s stalking on the answer
to the question: when’s the kibble coming back?
Though on any other topic, he’ll be easy to distract.