All Of Front’s Lyrics


A Little Bit Broad

Apocalypse Bards

A Very Unlikely Occurrence

Bad Nerd

Better At Rapping

Bizarro Genius Baby

Black Box



Captains Of Industry

Charisma Potion

Charity Case

Chisel Down

Colonel, Panic!

Crime Spree

Critical Hit

Dating Profile


Devil In The Attic


Diseases of Yore

Extremely Online

Fast Company (30 Sec. MBA)

Final Boss

First World Problem

Floating Bridge

Forbidden Planet

Freedom Feud

Fresh Dog

Front The Least

Front The Most

Gold Locks

Gonna Be Your Man

Good Old Clyde

Goth Girls

Hassle: the Dorkening

I Can See

I Hate Your Blog

I Hate Your Blog (Unplugged 2019)

I Heart Fags

I'll Form The Head

In Arrears

Indier Than Thou

Internet Sucks

Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead

It Is Pitch Dark

ITC Stranger

IWF (Internetting While Female)

Jacquelyn Hyde

Just Once

Listen Close

Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe

Machine Of Death

Memes Are Stupid

Message No. 419

Mornings Come And Go

Mountain Kind

Much Chubbier

My Sister

Nerd Versus Jock

Nerdcore Hiphop

Nerdcore Rising


Never Read The Comments

Oh, The Hilarity

Origin Of Species

Penny Arcade Theme

Power User

Pr0n S0ng

Rappers We Crush

Rewind That Back

Rhyme of the Nibelung

Romantic Cheapskate (Song Fight version)

Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0

Scare Goat

Secrets From The Future

Shame of the Otaku



Small Data

Sockington 1M Theme

Socks On


Special Delivery

Speed Queen

Spoiler Alert

Start Over

Stoop Sale


The Council Of Loathing

This Is Not A Drill

This Old Man

Tongue-Clucking Grammarian

TP Factory Tour

Twenty-Six Hundred

Two Dreamers

Victorian Space Prostitute



Which MC Was That?

Yellow Lasers

You Got Asperger's

Your Friend Wil

Zero Day


Guest Verses

Algorithm (by Mega Ran)

Borken Telephone (by Rock, Paper, Cynic)

Boyfriend Material (by Miss Eaves)

Challenge Your Audience (by Mikal kHill)

Epic Fail (by Ken Flagg)

I Like It (by Supercommuter)

I Need Your Help (by Doug Funnie)

Intervention (by Schaffer The Dark Lord)

Kabuto Party (by Kabuto The Python)

Look At Me (by Allie Goertz)

Mecha Mechanics (by Whoremoans)

Noggin User (by Wordburglar)

O.G. Original Gamer (by MC Lars)

Old Enough (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Oneonta (by MC Lars)

Ping Pong (by Optimus Rhyme)

Plastic Submarine (by The Grammar Club)

Proto Culture Redux [Remix] (by Mega Ran and Del Tha Funkee Homosapien)

Reset Button (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Revenge Of The Nerds Part II (by MC Lars)

Salieri (by Adam WarRock)

Soda Water (by Jess Klein)

Tag Team (by Beefy)

Teenage Dirtbag (by Wheatus)

Wake Up (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Watchmen (by MC Lars and Mega Ran)

I Like It (by Supercommuter)

I like it I like it
Wheelie Cyberman likes it
I like it I like it
MC Frontalot likes it

[Wheelie Cyberman]
I’ll tell ya what I like, I like it when I’m glad
I like it when I got a couple dozen in the bag
I like it when it’s old but really kinda new
I like throwin’ dice, Front, how about you

I like blue food cause it’s scarce.
I like pears, even though they’re green, and I like that scene
at the end of the movie where everything’s resolved,
and I like it that I’m tall, and I like seesaws.

Everyone I’ve ever met likes justice.
And if my affinities are broad, I like their robustness.
I like cussless interludes followed by swearing.
And everybody likes it when no burden’s needing bearing.

[Wheelie Cyberman]
Everybody I know likes to keep it fresh
Likes to keep it smooth keep it fly yes yes
Everybody I know’s super low key
They like to keep a low profile like me

Wait, I’m somebody who you know. I like it loud!
And I know you like it too, upon occasion rock the crowd.
We both like sound. We both like breathing.
And we like it when the lyric and the beat are interweaving.
And I like believing that what I like is of a purpose,
but I suspect my preferences don’t occur in service
of anything external to my epidermis.
Still, I like it when Supercommuter gets the beeps refurbished.

[Wheelie Cyberman]
I’ll tell ya what I like I like it when it’s tweaked
I like it when it’s twisted totally unique
I like it unexpected kinda Molotov
I like it when Square Wail pulls the beat off

The best I found in my likeness heavens can’t find it hide and not find this
Your highness pays me no kindness still I’m excited because I like this
I like this baby I like this honest is golden I’ll be your Midas
I like it baby I like it you can’t deny it you are excited

Lyrics Copyright © 1999-2020 by MC Frontalot / Published by Nerdcore Fervor Conglomerated (ASCAP)