All Of Front’s Lyrics

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A Little Bit Broad

A Very Unlikely Occurrence

Bad Nerd

Better At Rapping

Bizarro Genius Baby

Black Box

Braggadocio

Canadia

Captains Of Industry

Charisma Potion

Charity Case

Chisel Down

Colonel, Panic!

Crime Spree

Critical Hit

Dating Profile

DDoS

Devil In The Attic

Disaster

Diseases of Yore

Extremely Online

Fast Company (30 Sec. MBA)

Final Boss

First World Problem

Floating Bridge

Forbidden Planet

Freedom Feud

Fresh Dog

Front The Least

Front The Most

Gold Locks

Gonna Be Your Man

Good Old Clyde

Goth Girls

Hassle: the Dorkening

I Can See

I Hate Your Blog

I Hate Your Blog (Unplugged 2019)

I Heart Fags

I'll Form The Head

In Arrears

Indier Than Thou

Internet Sucks

Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead

It Is Pitch Dark

ITC Stranger

IWF (Internetting While Female)

Jacquelyn Hyde

Just Once

Listen Close

Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe

Machine Of Death

Memes Are Stupid

Message No. 419

Mornings Come And Go

Mountain Kind

Much Chubbier

My Sister

Nerd Versus Jock

Nerdcore Hiphop

Nerdcore Rising

Nerdlife

Never Read The Comments

Oh, The Hilarity

Origin Of Species

Penny Arcade Theme

Power User

Pr0n S0ng

Rappers We Crush

Rewind That Back

Rhyme of the Nibelung

Romantic Cheapskate (Song Fight version)

Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0

Scare Goat

Secrets From The Future

Shame of the Otaku

Shellfishcore

Shudders

Small Data

Sockington 1M Theme

Socks On

Solved

Special Delivery

Speed Queen

Spoiler Alert

Start Over

Stoop Sale

Synonyms

The Council Of Loathing

This Old Man

Tongue-Clucking Grammarian

TP Factory Tour

Twenty-Six Hundred

Two Dreamers

Victorian Space Prostitute

Wakjakaga

Wallflowers

Which MC Was That?

Yellow Lasers

You Got Asperger's

Your Friend Wil

Zero Day

 

Guest Verses

Borken Telephone (by Rock, Paper, Cynic)

Boyfriend Material (by Miss Eaves)

Challenge Your Audience (by Mikal kHill)

Epic Fail (by Ken Flagg)

I Like It (by Supercommuter)

I Need Your Help (by Doug Funnie)

Intervention (by Schaffer The Dark Lord)

Kabuto Party (by Kabuto The Python)

Look At Me (by Allie Goertz)

Mecha Mechanics (by Whoremoans)

Noggin User (by Wordburglar)

O.G. Original Gamer (by MC Lars)

Old Enough (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Oneonta (by MC Lars)

Ping Pong (by Optimus Rhyme)

Plastic Submarine (by The Grammar Club)

Reset Button (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Salieri (by Adam WarRock)

Soda Water (by Jess Klein)

Teenage Dirtbag (by Wheatus)

Wake Up (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Watchmen (by MC Lars and Mega Ran)

Old Enough (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

[Mega Ran]
Ayo, life is hard like Dark Souls
I heard stress is just part and parcel
Yo, devils scan you like barcodes
Just to gas you up like Arco
I spent three grand on advertising
And that ain't work, isn't that surprising?
Would-be customers passing by it
Sorry 'bout that, man that's the climate
"Just my luck", that should be my catchphrase
Got no healthcare, I need my x-rays
I float to Texas, no connections
They lose my luggage, it's right on the jetway
I'm learning as I go along
I know I'm doing it wrong
Probably silly but what doesn't kill me
Can most likely go in a song
Looking in mirrors like checking the news
Everyday something that gives me the blues
I'm good on the club, you're expected to schmooze
Buy all the booze and eventually lose
I go to Subway and hold up the line
Well I didn't mean to but really I just wanted cookies
The entire time
And they don't make it easy
I know they can see me
I'mma make it cheeky
Nothing is promised, when I'm not rapping
I'm napping
And I'm not afraid of death
I just don't wanna be there when it happens

I'm old enough that I know better, young enough to do it anyway
Old enough that I know better, young enough to do it anyway
I'm old enough that I know better, young enough to do it anyway
Young enough to do it anyway
Young enough to do it anyway

[MCF]
Welcome to Frontalot's mid 40s.
Tell you what experience did for me:
all bald and a bit portly.
Youth's gone, better get mourning.
Better bet on the ontology.
All clocks owe me apologies.
All rise, I'll judge these
ticks forward (they displease).
Rip cord that I tore clean,
sipped more than I poured free,
big orator, sure seems
I ignored when they warned me
how eventually I'd be old enough
to get asked how it's all holding up.
In fact, last record barely sold enough.
Seek no armistice, soldier up!
So I rolled a cut, put a rap in it,
made it sound little like an accident.
Transmitted over antennas,
can’t bear witness to past business.
So here I go again, onstage,
end of another long con day.
Yes, if you're wondering, gone gray.
Still nice to meet you, enchante.
Thanks again for attending my debut.
Understand it was kind of you
to roll dice on a nascent scene.
Welcome to nerdcore's late teens.

Lyrics Copyright © 1999-2019 by MC Frontalot / Published by Nerdcore Fervor Conglomerated (ASCAP)