All Of Front’s Lyrics

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A Little Bit Broad

A Very Unlikely Occurrence

Bad Nerd

Better At Rapping

Bizarro Genius Baby

Black Box

Braggadocio

Canadia

Captains Of Industry

Charisma Potion

Charity Case

Chisel Down

Colonel, Panic!

Crime Spree

Critical Hit

Dating Profile

DDoS

Devil In The Attic

Disaster

Diseases of Yore

Extremely Online

Fast Company (30 Sec. MBA)

Final Boss

First World Problem

Floating Bridge

Forbidden Planet

Freedom Feud

Fresh Dog

Front The Least

Front The Most

Gold Locks

Gonna Be Your Man

Good Old Clyde

Goth Girls

Hassle: the Dorkening

I Can See

I Hate Your Blog

I Hate Your Blog (Unplugged 2019)

I Heart Fags

I'll Form The Head

In Arrears

Indier Than Thou

Internet Sucks

Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead

It Is Pitch Dark

ITC Stranger

IWF (Internetting While Female)

Jacquelyn Hyde

Just Once

Listen Close

Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe

Machine Of Death

Memes Are Stupid

Message No. 419

Mornings Come And Go

Mountain Kind

Much Chubbier

My Sister

Nerd Versus Jock

Nerdcore Hiphop

Nerdcore Rising

Nerdlife

Never Read The Comments

Oh, The Hilarity

Origin Of Species

Penny Arcade Theme

Power User

Pr0n S0ng

Rappers We Crush

Rewind That Back

Rhyme of the Nibelung

Romantic Cheapskate (Song Fight version)

Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0

Scare Goat

Secrets From The Future

Shame of the Otaku

Shellfishcore

Shudders

Small Data

Sockington 1M Theme

Socks On

Solved

Special Delivery

Speed Queen

Spoiler Alert

Start Over

Stoop Sale

Synonyms

The Council Of Loathing

This Old Man

Tongue-Clucking Grammarian

TP Factory Tour

Twenty-Six Hundred

Two Dreamers

Victorian Space Prostitute

Wakjakaga

Wallflowers

Which MC Was That?

Yellow Lasers

You Got Asperger's

Your Friend Wil

Zero Day

 

Guest Verses

Borken Telephone (by Rock, Paper, Cynic)

Boyfriend Material (by Miss Eaves)

Challenge Your Audience (by Mikal kHill)

Epic Fail (by Ken Flagg)

I Like It (by Supercommuter)

I Need Your Help (by Doug Funnie)

Intervention (by Schaffer The Dark Lord)

Kabuto Party (by Kabuto The Python)

Look At Me (by Allie Goertz)

Mecha Mechanics (by Whoremoans)

Noggin User (by Wordburglar)

O.G. Original Gamer (by MC Lars)

Old Enough (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Oneonta (by MC Lars)

Ping Pong (by Optimus Rhyme)

Plastic Submarine (by The Grammar Club)

Reset Button (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Salieri (by Adam WarRock)

Soda Water (by Jess Klein)

Teenage Dirtbag (by Wheatus)

Wake Up (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Watchmen (by MC Lars and Mega Ran)

Old Enough (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

[Mega Ran]
Life is hard like Sekiro
Shadows Die Twice but to be technical
Rather game at home on the sectional
Then be in front of thousands at a festival
6 deep in a sick suite,
but everybody snores you can’t get sleep
Every agency stays away from me,
Can’t wait to see what happens this week
Hot Flashes, cold sweats,
Youngsters calling me the old head,
Feds calling for the old debts,
But I’m still kicking I can’t go yet!
I got goals, yes, wanna rock a stadium
And not end up on Botchamania
This worlds full of lots of craziness
And I’m just trying not to fade in it
They say you older and wiser -
more its like older and wider,
Like I’m engulfed in a fire-
Killing my hopes and desires
One day I’ll be old enough,
Bank account be all swollen up
Ran got 1AM stage time,
'cause 40 rappers wanna open up,
Dope enough but still blow cheddar
Generation Cool for the old sweaters
But I’m in the desert wanna pick the jet up
Then hit Orlando in the cold weather
Kids these days they just don’t get it
Things get awkward gotta Go with it
They tell you that you gonna lose your mind
But what they don’t say is that you won’t miss it.

I'm old enough that I know better, young enough to do it anyway
Old enough that I know better, young enough to do it anyway
I'm old enough that I know better, young enough to do it anyway
Young enough to do it anyway
Young enough to do it anyway

[MCF]
Welcome to Frontalot's mid 40s.
Tell you what experience did for me:
all bald and a bit portly.
Youth's gone, better get mourning.
Better bet on the ontology.
All clocks owe me apologies.
All rise, I'll judge these
ticks forward (they displease).
Rip cord that I tore clean,
sipped more than I poured free,
big orator, sure seems
I ignored when they warned me
how eventually I'd be old enough
to get asked how it's all holding up.
In fact, last record barely sold enough.
Seek no armistice, soldier up!
So I rolled a cut, put a rap in it,
made it sound little like an accident.
Transmitted over antennas,
can’t bear witness to past business.
So here I go again, onstage,
end of another long con day.
Yes, if you're wondering, gone gray.
Still nice to meet you, enchante.
Thanks again for attending my debut.
Understand it was kind of you
to roll dice on a nascent scene.
Welcome to nerdcore's late teens.

Lyrics Copyright © 1999-2019 by MC Frontalot / Published by Nerdcore Fervor Conglomerated (ASCAP)