All Of Front’s Lyrics

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A Little Bit Broad

Apocalypse Bards

A Very Unlikely Occurrence

Bad Nerd

Better At Rapping

Bizarro Genius Baby

Black Box

Braggadocio

Canadia

Captains Of Industry

Charisma Potion

Charity Case

Chisel Down

Colonel, Panic!

Crime Spree

Critical Hit

Dating Profile

DDoS

Devil In The Attic

Disaster

Diseases of Yore

Extremely Online

Fast Company (30 Sec. MBA)

Final Boss

First World Problem

Floating Bridge

Forbidden Planet

Freedom Feud

Fresh Dog

Front The Least

Front The Most

Gold Locks

Gonna Be Your Man

Good Old Clyde

Goth Girls

Hassle: the Dorkening

I Can See

I Hate Your Blog

I Hate Your Blog (Unplugged 2019)

I Heart Fags

I'll Form The Head

In Arrears

Indier Than Thou

Internet Sucks

Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead

It Is Pitch Dark

ITC Stranger

IWF (Internetting While Female)

Jacquelyn Hyde

Just Once

Listen Close

Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe

Machine Of Death

Memes Are Stupid

Message No. 419

Mornings Come And Go

Mountain Kind

Much Chubbier

My Sister

Nerd Versus Jock

Nerdcore Hiphop

Nerdcore Rising

Nerdlife

Never Read The Comments

Oh, The Hilarity

Origin Of Species

Penny Arcade Theme

Power User

Pr0n S0ng

Rappers We Crush

Rewind That Back

Rhyme of the Nibelung

Romantic Cheapskate (Song Fight version)

Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0

Scare Goat

Secrets From The Future

Shame of the Otaku

Shellfishcore

Shudders

Small Data

Sockington 1M Theme

Socks On

Solved

Special Delivery

Speed Queen

Spoiler Alert

Start Over

Stoop Sale

Synonyms

The Council Of Loathing

This Is Not A Drill

This Old Man

Tongue-Clucking Grammarian

TP Factory Tour

Twenty-Six Hundred

Two Dreamers

Victorian Space Prostitute

Wakjakaga

Wallflowers

Which MC Was That?

Yellow Lasers

You Got Asperger's

Your Friend Wil

Zero Day

 

Guest Verses

Algorithm (by Mega Ran)

Borken Telephone (by Rock, Paper, Cynic)

Boyfriend Material (by Miss Eaves)

Challenge Your Audience (by Mikal kHill)

Epic Fail (by Ken Flagg)

I Like It (by Supercommuter)

I Need Your Help (by Doug Funnie)

Intervention (by Schaffer The Dark Lord)

Kabuto Party (by Kabuto The Python)

Look At Me (by Allie Goertz)

Mecha Mechanics (by Whoremoans)

Noggin User (by Wordburglar)

O.G. Original Gamer (by MC Lars)

Old Enough (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Oneonta (by MC Lars)

Ping Pong (by Optimus Rhyme)

Plastic Submarine (by The Grammar Club)

Proto Culture Redux [Remix] (by Mega Ran and Del Tha Funkee Homosapien)

Reset Button (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Revenge Of The Nerds Part II (by MC Lars)

Salieri (by Adam WarRock)

Soda Water (by Jess Klein)

Tag Team (by Beefy)

Teenage Dirtbag (by Wheatus)

Wake Up (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Watchmen (by MC Lars and Mega Ran)

Soda Water (by Jess Klein)

[Jess Klein]
Camel coat, auburn hair
Idle taxi, Leicester Square
Like a lion in black
Sends up the windows and leans on back

Honey’s dripping from the trees
Order me a soda water
Rifles swinging at my knees
Order me a soda water

Said my castle in Nice
Sits on a cove, on a beach
Where a girl can move slow
In a pace she wants to know

So I showed him my cards
He was stunned by the scars
And he said, “That ain’t right
C’mon now baby I’ll hold you, that’s right”

Honey’s dripping from the trees
Order me a soda water
Rifles swinging at my knees
Order me a soda water

A tall, a tall

Now the way it all goes
Happens quick, we all know
This room late at night
Is where I’m keeping my candle bright

And I weave up these lines
Green and thick-rutted vines
Out the window they all grow
And oil slick in the grass below

Where I run, not a care
Oiled leaves in my hair
‘Til I tense like a wren
And worry back on his kisses again

[MCF]
Honey from the trees, you’d think the bees are acting generous.
It’s endless: the revolutionaries won’t append this
incident to the history of the struggle for upheaval
in the heart of a young girl at a bar who’s more than equal
to the task at hand: the fastest man ever to make General,
considering this girl as a guerrilla who’s still amenable.
An untenable position. See, he represents the powers,
and she gets swayed more by the accolades of the proles than by the flowers
that he holds, the honeyed words he utters,
the way that he keeps the dawn at bay behind the shutters.
And she mutters to herself as she’s collecting her possessions
that the earring that she left inside his limo wasn’t precious.
And if this stretches truth, it fits within the rhetoric
of the rebels that she meddles with. They know her as inveterate
adversary to tin-horn dictators worldwide.
Pour another soda so the girl can keep her pride.

[Jess Klein]
Honey’s dripping from the trees
Order me a soda water
Rifles swinging at my knees
Order me a soda water

Honey’s dripping from the trees
Order me a soda water
Baseball bat swinging at my knees
Order me a soda water

Order me a soda water
Order me a soda water

Lyrics Copyright © 1999-2020 by MC Frontalot / Published by Nerdcore Fervor Conglomerated (ASCAP)