All Of Front’s Lyrics


A Little Bit Broad

Apocalypse Bards

A Very Unlikely Occurrence

Bad Nerd

Better At Rapping

Bizarro Genius Baby

Black Box



Captains Of Industry

Charisma Potion

Charity Case

Chisel Down

Colonel, Panic!

Crime Spree

Critical Hit

Dating Profile


Devil In The Attic


Diseases of Yore

Extremely Online

Fast Company (30 Sec. MBA)

Final Boss

First World Problem

Floating Bridge

Forbidden Planet

Freedom Feud

Fresh Dog

Front The Least

Front The Most

Gold Locks

Gonna Be Your Man

Good Old Clyde

Goth Girls

Hassle: the Dorkening

I Can See

I Hate Your Blog

I Hate Your Blog (Unplugged 2019)

I Heart Fags

I'll Form The Head

In Arrears

Indier Than Thou

Internet Sucks

Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead

It Is Pitch Dark

ITC Stranger

IWF (Internetting While Female)

Jacquelyn Hyde

Just Once

Listen Close

Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe

Machine Of Death

Memes Are Stupid

Message No. 419

Mornings Come And Go

Mountain Kind

Much Chubbier

My Sister

Nerd Versus Jock

Nerdcore Hiphop

Nerdcore Rising


Never Read The Comments

Oh, The Hilarity

Origin Of Species

Penny Arcade Theme

Power User

Pr0n S0ng

Rappers We Crush

Rewind That Back

Rhyme of the Nibelung

Romantic Cheapskate (Song Fight version)

Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0

Scare Goat

Secrets From The Future

Shame of the Otaku



Small Data

Sockington 1M Theme

Socks On


Special Delivery

Speed Queen

Spoiler Alert

Start Over

Stoop Sale


The Council Of Loathing

This Is Not A Drill

This Old Man

Tongue-Clucking Grammarian

TP Factory Tour

Twenty-Six Hundred

Two Dreamers

Victorian Space Prostitute



Which MC Was That?

Yellow Lasers

You Got Asperger's

Your Friend Wil

Zero Day


Guest Verses

Algorithm (by Mega Ran)

Borken Telephone (by Rock, Paper, Cynic)

Boyfriend Material (by Miss Eaves)

Challenge Your Audience (by Mikal kHill)

Epic Fail (by Ken Flagg)

I Like It (by Supercommuter)

I Need Your Help (by Doug Funnie)

Intervention (by Schaffer The Dark Lord)

Kabuto Party (by Kabuto The Python)

Look At Me (by Allie Goertz)

Mecha Mechanics (by Whoremoans)

Noggin User (by Wordburglar)

O.G. Original Gamer (by MC Lars)

Old Enough (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Oneonta (by MC Lars)

Ping Pong (by Optimus Rhyme)

Plastic Submarine (by The Grammar Club)

Proto Culture Redux [Remix] (by Mega Ran and Del Tha Funkee Homosapien)

Reset Button (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Revenge Of The Nerds Part II (by MC Lars)

Salieri (by Adam WarRock)

Soda Water (by Jess Klein)

Tag Team (by Beefy)

Teenage Dirtbag (by Wheatus)

Wake Up (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Watchmen (by MC Lars and Mega Ran)

Memes Are Stupid

Memes are dumb
Memes are dumb
Memes are dumb
If you’ve got something to say, say something

I say memes are dumb, not like idiots would post them,
but like I experience my own giddiness the most when
fodder for the flow’s penned and then exclaimed out.
When I say dumb, I mean like I could take the same mouth
that I yap with and mute it like a commercial.
None of what I meant to communicate achieves dispersal.
And that’s what you’ve done, every dickbutt that you shitpost,
sewn your own trap shut, a riddle you didn’t get close.
Just another echo of an image that you’ve seen
in another permutation on that same rectangle screen,
just a little more obscene or droll, according to your self-expression.
And still it’s dumb, affording you this hellish lesson...

int0x80, memes curator, a veteran and seasoned, but saddened that my rap just happens to be the voice of reason.
"Memes are dumb?" That isn't mute, it's acute act of treason. Much of us anonymous, and believe it we are legion.
Multiple in content, this "trouble" isn't gone yet, maybe ‘cause these references are so cultural in context.
Hey stranger, is your echo chamber commentary laughed off? Look at the bigger picture of these contemporary snapshots.
Behold the inevitable sentence structure that we muster. These dank memes change themes, grouping others into clusters.
I thought as someone famous you'd like innovative language. Sorry to deny your pull request for retroactive changes.

The captioning macro captures every residual stammer.
Maybe you’re busy inventing a new semi-visual grammar.
Maybe I’m too old to understand how talk works
but I’ve squeezed a living out of it on internet like rock squirts.
And I’m not sure I’m ready to surrender
to the crowd-sourced crafting of every cultural fender bender.
Dank is a good descriptor for wet caves and your reefer,
and unattributed, yeah, if you’re going to stay such a griefer.
If the thing of the moment captures your sentiment perfectly
and drawing a moustache on it is enhancing it worthily,
then don’t let me tell you exactly how to shut up.
All your internet buddies think that you’re a cutup.

Lyrics Copyright © 1999-2020 by MC Frontalot / Published by Nerdcore Fervor Conglomerated (ASCAP)