All Of Front’s Lyrics


A Little Bit Broad

Apocalypse Bards

A Very Unlikely Occurrence

Bad Nerd

Better At Rapping

Bizarro Genius Baby

Black Box



Captains Of Industry

Charisma Potion

Charity Case

Chisel Down

Colonel, Panic!

Crime Spree

Critical Hit

Dating Profile


Devil In The Attic


Diseases of Yore

Extremely Online

Fast Company (30 Sec. MBA)

Final Boss

First World Problem

Floating Bridge

Forbidden Planet

Freedom Feud

Fresh Dog

Front The Least

Front The Most

Gold Locks

Gonna Be Your Man

Good Old Clyde

Goth Girls

Hassle: the Dorkening

I Can See

I Hate Your Blog

I Hate Your Blog (Unplugged 2019)

I Heart Fags

I'll Form The Head

In Arrears

Indier Than Thou

Internet Sucks

Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead

It Is Pitch Dark

ITC Stranger

IWF (Internetting While Female)

Jacquelyn Hyde

Just Once

Listen Close

Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe

Machine Of Death

Memes Are Stupid

Message No. 419

Mornings Come And Go

Mountain Kind

Much Chubbier

My Sister

Nerd Versus Jock

Nerdcore Hiphop

Nerdcore Rising


Never Read The Comments

Oh, The Hilarity

Origin Of Species

Penny Arcade Theme

Power User

Pr0n S0ng

Rappers We Crush

Rewind That Back

Rhyme of the Nibelung

Romantic Cheapskate (Song Fight version)

Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0

Scare Goat

Secrets From The Future

Shame of the Otaku



Small Data

Sockington 1M Theme

Socks On


Special Delivery

Speed Queen

Spoiler Alert

Start Over

Stoop Sale


The Council Of Loathing

This Is Not A Drill

This Old Man

Tongue-Clucking Grammarian

TP Factory Tour

Twenty-Six Hundred

Two Dreamers

Victorian Space Prostitute



Which MC Was That?

Yellow Lasers

You Got Asperger's

Your Friend Wil

Zero Day


Guest Verses

Algorithm (by Mega Ran)

Borken Telephone (by Rock, Paper, Cynic)

Boyfriend Material (by Miss Eaves)

Challenge Your Audience (by Mikal kHill)

Epic Fail (by Ken Flagg)

I Like It (by Supercommuter)

I Need Your Help (by Doug Funnie)

Intervention (by Schaffer The Dark Lord)

Kabuto Party (by Kabuto The Python)

Look At Me (by Allie Goertz)

Mecha Mechanics (by Whoremoans)

Noggin User (by Wordburglar)

O.G. Original Gamer (by MC Lars)

Old Enough (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Oneonta (by MC Lars)

Ping Pong (by Optimus Rhyme)

Plastic Submarine (by The Grammar Club)

Proto Culture Redux [Remix] (by Mega Ran and Del Tha Funkee Homosapien)

Reset Button (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Revenge Of The Nerds Part II (by MC Lars)

Salieri (by Adam WarRock)

Soda Water (by Jess Klein)

Tag Team (by Beefy)

Teenage Dirtbag (by Wheatus)

Wake Up (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Watchmen (by MC Lars and Mega Ran)

Never Read The Comments

You don't want to catalog
all the times you had it all
figured out and sorted in
to its optimal position,
add the optional missive in:
“Here it is, I you hope you like it!
Hope there's somebody listening!”
Then what but your sight alighted
on the side, it said discuss.
Shiny pixels, click the plus.
Many comments, what a fuss!
You’re nothing but a catalyst
to sage discussion among learned peers, about to find some here.
Peruse a couple and the floor disappears.
You get despised and disparaged. Is this normal? Let it go.
A single toe dipped in the fester-hole subjects to undertow,
as if to know your worth itself became debatable,
as if anything could be wonderful enough to be unhateable.

Never read the comments, never read ‘em, never
Never read the comments, you don’t need ‘em, never
Never read the comments, never read ‘em, never
Never read the comments, never read the comments

Original poster’s mom should get AIDS and then kill herself
(If that isn’t still enough impact on her bill of health,
poisonous vulgar slurs protruding in and out)
because of whatever original poster posted about,
and also because of how original poster said it,
and who original poster is (let’s just admit that):
a particular type of whatever they are. Setting the bar
as low as we do, they duck it by far.
That anyone smart could suffer a thought that you’re not garbage
is reason enough we don’t move on to the harder targets.
Now that you’re tarnished, our point has been made vivid:
we’re the comment section, it’s our internet, you’re in it.

Never read the comments, never read ‘em, never
Never read the comments, you don’t need ‘em, never
Never read the comments, never read ‘em, never
Never read the comments, never read the comments

Guess I might have had enough
of these posted fisticuffs
to discuss with the posters
their and my shared neurosis.
Pardon my halitosis of ideology and expression,
but I’ll admit I’m disgusted a little bit by your aggression.
My confession’s intangible. Write it instead to memory.
I hold myself to the highest ideals, yet I’m sometimes settling.
I read them if they write them (I wil). Can’t always recommend it.
I hope you don’t have a bad batch and you get upended.
Hope you don’t vent it back at your dearest of dear-held intimates.
That was just some internet. Don’t be inconsiderate.
Don’t get in the thick of it. You don’t got to read them!
Robots will keep them archived for you but you’ll never need them.

Never read the comments, never read ‘em, never
Never read the comments, you don’t need ‘em, never
Never read the comments, instead delete ‘em
Never read the comments, never read the comments

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