All Of Front’s Lyrics


A Little Bit Broad

Apocalypse Bards

A Very Unlikely Occurrence

Bad Nerd

Better At Rapping

Bizarro Genius Baby

Black Box



Captains Of Industry

Charisma Potion

Charity Case

Chisel Down

Colonel, Panic!

Crime Spree

Critical Hit

Dating Profile


Devil In The Attic


Diseases of Yore

Extremely Online

Fast Company (30 Sec. MBA)

Final Boss

First World Problem

Floating Bridge

Forbidden Planet

Freedom Feud

Fresh Dog

Front The Least

Front The Most

Gold Locks

Gonna Be Your Man

Good Old Clyde

Goth Girls

Hassle: the Dorkening

I Can See

I Hate Your Blog

I Hate Your Blog (Unplugged 2019)

I Heart Fags

I'll Form The Head

In Arrears

Indier Than Thou

Internet Sucks

Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead

It Is Pitch Dark

ITC Stranger

IWF (Internetting While Female)

Jacquelyn Hyde

Just Once

Listen Close

Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe

Machine Of Death

Memes Are Stupid

Message No. 419

Mornings Come And Go

Mountain Kind

Much Chubbier

My Sister

Nerd Versus Jock

Nerdcore Hiphop

Nerdcore Rising


Never Read The Comments

Oh, The Hilarity

Origin Of Species

Penny Arcade Theme

Power User

Pr0n S0ng

Rappers We Crush

Rewind That Back

Rhyme of the Nibelung

Romantic Cheapskate (Song Fight version)

Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0

Scare Goat

Secrets From The Future

Shame of the Otaku



Small Data

Sockington 1M Theme

Socks On


Special Delivery

Speed Queen

Spoiler Alert

Start Over

Stoop Sale


The Council Of Loathing

This Is Not A Drill

This Old Man

Tongue-Clucking Grammarian

TP Factory Tour

Twenty-Six Hundred

Two Dreamers

Victorian Space Prostitute



Which MC Was That?

Yellow Lasers

You Got Asperger's

Your Friend Wil

Zero Day


Guest Verses

Algorithm (by Mega Ran)

Borken Telephone (by Rock, Paper, Cynic)

Boyfriend Material (by Miss Eaves)

Challenge Your Audience (by Mikal kHill)

Epic Fail (by Ken Flagg)

I Like It (by Supercommuter)

I Need Your Help (by Doug Funnie)

Intervention (by Schaffer The Dark Lord)

Kabuto Party (by Kabuto The Python)

Look At Me (by Allie Goertz)

Mecha Mechanics (by Whoremoans)

Noggin User (by Wordburglar)

O.G. Original Gamer (by MC Lars)

Old Enough (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Oneonta (by MC Lars)

Ping Pong (by Optimus Rhyme)

Plastic Submarine (by The Grammar Club)

Proto Culture Redux [Remix] (by Mega Ran and Del Tha Funkee Homosapien)

Reset Button (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Revenge Of The Nerds Part II (by MC Lars)

Salieri (by Adam WarRock)

Soda Water (by Jess Klein)

Tag Team (by Beefy)

Teenage Dirtbag (by Wheatus)

Wake Up (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Watchmen (by MC Lars and Mega Ran)

Which MC Was That?

You got MC confusion? I’m Frontalot!
If I were MC Frontalittle I’d be telling you only ever what I’m not,
but I am the most frontingest.
Carving off the obfuscation, little something just
to confuse you with. And like a villain,
I got conundrums. Your empty head they gonna fill in.
Still in effect, the mock you made:
my dexterity ain’t 20 when the skills are displayed?
It’s alright, I took it as a compliment.
Shows you know nerdcore’s extent.

Which MC was that? I can’t recollect.
Heard him on the internet. It was MC Front-a-something,
but I didn’t hit save.
Which MC was that? I couldn’t say.

Was it MC Chicken-in-the-Hat? I remember him.
He was a fat dude. Wait, was he thin?
Now I know I seen his video up on The Box,
with the dirty-ass beak, calling roosters cocks.
Got a feather like a pimp swaying up on the side.
MC Chicken-in-the-Hat got pride.
But I can’t recall if it was him or not.
(Pssst! It was MC Frontalot.)
Was it MC Razzle-Dazzle? Was it MC Plain?
Was it MC Indamirra AKA MC Vain?
Was it MC Pain-in-my-ears-just-to-listen?
(If it was him I wouldn’t miss him.)
Was it MC Elephant, that would be relevant
‘cause of how my memory got crooked, now it’s hella bent.
Lemme think, I’ll figure out:
what MC are they talking about?

Maybe it was MC Matter-of-Fact,
got the authenteezy easy riding his act.
Always speaking the truth, never fronts one bit.
He and DJ So-Sincere don’t quit.
But I think for some reason that it wasn’t him.
Wait, was it was MC Outonna Limb?
With the very risky rapping, don’t know what’ll happen to the time;
a verbal contortionist squeezing tongue portions. Sublime
on the mic ‘cept for when the bough’s breaking.
Picked him out the line-up, mistaked him.
Yo, it was definitely MC Wrong,
rocking jam after jam of inaccurate songs.
Then again, it could have been MC Insight,
striking suckers stone blind with the lyrical light.
Must confess, I’m hard pressed to be certain.
Was it MC Hides-Behind-the-Curtain,
calling “Pay no attention to man on the mic.”
Must be a wizard when he rhymes so tight.
You’re having difficulty dredging out your brain: the fact
of which MC was that?

Step up, poindexter, act smarter than you are.
About to pull the MC name out the jar,
and whoever guessed closest wins a nine-sided die
and a gift certificate to Fry’s.
Yo, the moniker is MC Frontalot,
I got a +1 bag of nerdcore hip-hop,
and my mail list busted a hundred so I’m famous.
It’s unbelievable nobody knows what my name is.

Lyrics Copyright © 1999-2020 by MC Frontalot / Published by Nerdcore Fervor Conglomerated (ASCAP)