All Of Front’s Lyrics


A Little Bit Broad

Apocalypse Bards

A Very Unlikely Occurrence

Bad Nerd

Better At Rapping

Bizarro Genius Baby

Black Box



Captains Of Industry

Charisma Potion

Charity Case

Chisel Down

Colonel, Panic!

Crime Spree

Critical Hit

Dating Profile


Devil In The Attic


Diseases of Yore

Extremely Online

Fast Company (30 Sec. MBA)

Final Boss

First World Problem

Floating Bridge

Forbidden Planet

Freedom Feud

Fresh Dog

Front The Least

Front The Most

Gold Locks

Gonna Be Your Man

Good Old Clyde

Goth Girls

Hassle: the Dorkening

I Can See

I Hate Your Blog

I Hate Your Blog (Unplugged 2019)

I Heart Fags

I'll Form The Head

In Arrears

Indier Than Thou

Internet Sucks

Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead

It Is Pitch Dark

ITC Stranger

IWF (Internetting While Female)

Jacquelyn Hyde

Just Once

Listen Close

Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe

Machine Of Death

Memes Are Stupid

Message No. 419

Mornings Come And Go

Mountain Kind

Much Chubbier

My Sister

Nerd Versus Jock

Nerdcore Hiphop

Nerdcore Rising


Never Read The Comments

Oh, The Hilarity

Origin Of Species

Penny Arcade Theme

Power User

Pr0n S0ng

Rappers We Crush

Rewind That Back

Rhyme of the Nibelung

Romantic Cheapskate (Song Fight version)

Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0

Scare Goat

Secrets From The Future

Shame of the Otaku



Small Data

Sockington 1M Theme

Socks On


Special Delivery

Speed Queen

Spoiler Alert

Start Over

Stoop Sale


The Council Of Loathing

This Is Not A Drill

This Old Man

Tongue-Clucking Grammarian

TP Factory Tour

Twenty-Six Hundred

Two Dreamers

Victorian Space Prostitute



Which MC Was That?

Yellow Lasers

You Got Asperger's

Your Friend Wil

Zero Day


Guest Verses

Algorithm (by Mega Ran)

Borken Telephone (by Rock, Paper, Cynic)

Boyfriend Material (by Miss Eaves)

Challenge Your Audience (by Mikal kHill)

Epic Fail (by Ken Flagg)

I Like It (by Supercommuter)

I Need Your Help (by Doug Funnie)

Intervention (by Schaffer The Dark Lord)

Kabuto Party (by Kabuto The Python)

Look At Me (by Allie Goertz)

Mecha Mechanics (by Whoremoans)

Noggin User (by Wordburglar)

O.G. Original Gamer (by MC Lars)

Old Enough (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Oneonta (by MC Lars)

Ping Pong (by Optimus Rhyme)

Plastic Submarine (by The Grammar Club)

Proto Culture Redux [Remix] (by Mega Ran and Del Tha Funkee Homosapien)

Reset Button (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Revenge Of The Nerds Part II (by MC Lars)

Salieri (by Adam WarRock)

Soda Water (by Jess Klein)

Tag Team (by Beefy)

Teenage Dirtbag (by Wheatus)

Wake Up (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Watchmen (by MC Lars and Mega Ran)

Fresh Dog

I got a little dog, the doggy's name is Doggy Fresh
and out of every single dog I've ever met, he's the best.
And the rest of the dogs in the world, I wouldn't own 'em.
Yo, my moms tried to clone him. I got sewn in
his skin a little microchip
so he could be a cyborg. Wanna get him equipped
with a GPS and the 802.11b
so he could hit me up on IRC when he got to go out and pee
and not just stand by the door and whine.
Wish he'd grow an opposable thumb sometimes.
Yo, but I don't mind. It gets me out and about.
It's good to walk around the block, remind the dog he ain't allowed
to eat no street chicken, and chase no squirrels,
just to keep on kicking with a tail that curls,
just to keep on fancy stepping with the ears that flop,
just to rock. Yes, Doggy Fresh, you don't stop.

(Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?)

I got a little dog the doggy's name is Doggy Fresh
and he be crazy charismatic like David Koresh.
You can try to stay pissed about the fur on your clothes,
but look out, you 'bout to giggle when he lick on your nose.
Call and he shows up fast. He throws up grass.
If you got a nice carpet he be dragging his ass,
and he don't like baths, and he barks at intruders.
He be begging where the food is like his owner was the cruelest
non-dog-food-purchasing dog owner ever;
he occasionally ekes out a treat through this endeavor.
But you got to forgive him with his big brown eyes.
You got to go on to admit my dog's incredibly fly.
He 'bout as fierce as a wolf, 'bout as big as a fox.
If he drops one beat I'ma knock 'em out the box.
Yo your cat's name may be Maceo,
but my dog is Doggy Fresh and Doggy Fresh is good to go!

Lyrics Copyright © 1999-2020 by MC Frontalot / Published by Nerdcore Fervor Conglomerated (ASCAP)