All Of Front’s Lyrics


A Little Bit Broad

Apocalypse Bards

A Very Unlikely Occurrence

Bad Nerd

Better At Rapping

Bizarro Genius Baby

Black Box



Captains Of Industry

Charisma Potion

Charity Case

Chisel Down

Colonel, Panic!

Crime Spree

Critical Hit

Dating Profile


Devil In The Attic


Diseases of Yore

Extremely Online

Fast Company (30 Sec. MBA)

Final Boss

First World Problem

Floating Bridge

Forbidden Planet

Freedom Feud

Fresh Dog

Front The Least

Front The Most

Gold Locks

Gonna Be Your Man

Good Old Clyde

Goth Girls

Hassle: the Dorkening

I Can See

I Hate Your Blog

I Hate Your Blog (Unplugged 2019)

I Heart Fags

I'll Form The Head

In Arrears

Indier Than Thou

Internet Sucks

Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead

It Is Pitch Dark

ITC Stranger

IWF (Internetting While Female)

Jacquelyn Hyde

Just Once

Listen Close

Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe

Machine Of Death

Memes Are Stupid

Message No. 419

Mornings Come And Go

Mountain Kind

Much Chubbier

My Sister

Nerd Versus Jock

Nerdcore Hiphop

Nerdcore Rising


Never Read The Comments

Oh, The Hilarity

Origin Of Species

Penny Arcade Theme

Power User

Pr0n S0ng

Rappers We Crush

Rewind That Back

Rhyme of the Nibelung

Romantic Cheapskate (Song Fight version)

Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0

Scare Goat

Secrets From The Future

Shame of the Otaku



Small Data

Sockington 1M Theme

Socks On


Special Delivery

Speed Queen

Spoiler Alert

Start Over

Stoop Sale


The Council Of Loathing

This Is Not A Drill

This Old Man

Tongue-Clucking Grammarian

TP Factory Tour

Twenty-Six Hundred

Two Dreamers

Victorian Space Prostitute



Which MC Was That?

Yellow Lasers

You Got Asperger's

Your Friend Wil

Zero Day


Guest Verses

Algorithm (by Mega Ran)

Borken Telephone (by Rock, Paper, Cynic)

Boyfriend Material (by Miss Eaves)

Challenge Your Audience (by Mikal kHill)

Epic Fail (by Ken Flagg)

I Like It (by Supercommuter)

I Need Your Help (by Doug Funnie)

Intervention (by Schaffer The Dark Lord)

Kabuto Party (by Kabuto The Python)

Look At Me (by Allie Goertz)

Mecha Mechanics (by Whoremoans)

Noggin User (by Wordburglar)

O.G. Original Gamer (by MC Lars)

Old Enough (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Oneonta (by MC Lars)

Ping Pong (by Optimus Rhyme)

Plastic Submarine (by The Grammar Club)

Proto Culture Redux [Remix] (by Mega Ran and Del Tha Funkee Homosapien)

Reset Button (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Revenge Of The Nerds Part II (by MC Lars)

Salieri (by Adam WarRock)

Soda Water (by Jess Klein)

Tag Team (by Beefy)

Teenage Dirtbag (by Wheatus)

Wake Up (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Watchmen (by MC Lars and Mega Ran)

Mountain Kind

I shalt not front a little, 'cause I'm Frontalot.
I climbed Mount Sinai, got high at the top.
Blew the cloud straight up, and the voice I heard
said, "You were born to front!" I said, "Word?"
Stumbled on back down, two tabs in my hand.
Chiseled little on the one it said: "Don't be bad."
And on the other one, written: "Be as bad as you like."
That one under the tongue, then I grapple the mic.
"All right, hear ye, hear ye, I have here some commandments:
number one is, you'd better make me a sandwich!
Second up, God says I'm in charge.
Word from on high: Frontalot ought to live large.
It's the dawn of the age of the MC Front!
Melt down that calf, I'ma gild my butt,
I'ma gild the mic, I'ma gild my tongue —
or I would if it hadn't already been done."

Every goddamn time that I get this high,
feel like I'm gonna hit my head on the sky,
and I try to leave it alone but I can't.
The mountain kind, what they call the plant.

Up on top of Mount Olympus, I was dissing them all.
Said, "Your beats is short, and your words is tall.
With your molehill rapping, some gall you got,
made attempt to step to M. Frontalot."
I shot flares in the air. Zeus said, "Don't do it!"
I'm messing with the old school now, and truant.
Gone blue in the face, I drop bass —
drop rhymes so thick that they take up space.
Um, ways and means to an end:
I'm in need of a sherpa when I smoke this blend.
Ascend! Spark it up like the sun,
lose a digit or two off of my IQ before I'm done.
Unconscionable, this habit.
Better quit before it's too late, dagnabbit!
Every time when I climb my ass down
then I'm done... till the mountain come looming back around.

Lyrics Copyright © 1999-2020 by MC Frontalot / Published by Nerdcore Fervor Conglomerated (ASCAP)