All Of Front’s Lyrics


A Little Bit Broad

Apocalypse Bards

A Very Unlikely Occurrence

Bad Nerd

Better At Rapping

Bizarro Genius Baby

Black Box



Captains Of Industry

Charisma Potion

Charity Case

Chisel Down

Colonel, Panic!

Crime Spree

Critical Hit

Dating Profile


Devil In The Attic


Diseases of Yore

Extremely Online

Fast Company (30 Sec. MBA)

Final Boss

First World Problem

Floating Bridge

Forbidden Planet

Freedom Feud

Fresh Dog

Front The Least

Front The Most

Gold Locks

Gonna Be Your Man

Good Old Clyde

Goth Girls

Hassle: the Dorkening

I Can See

I Hate Your Blog

I Hate Your Blog (Unplugged 2019)

I Heart Fags

I'll Form The Head

In Arrears

Indier Than Thou

Internet Sucks

Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead

It Is Pitch Dark

ITC Stranger

IWF (Internetting While Female)

Jacquelyn Hyde

Just Once

Listen Close

Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe

Machine Of Death

Memes Are Stupid

Message No. 419

Mornings Come And Go

Mountain Kind

Much Chubbier

My Sister

Nerd Versus Jock

Nerdcore Hiphop

Nerdcore Rising


Never Read The Comments

Oh, The Hilarity

Origin Of Species

Penny Arcade Theme

Power User

Pr0n S0ng

Rappers We Crush

Rewind That Back

Rhyme of the Nibelung

Romantic Cheapskate (Song Fight version)

Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0

Scare Goat

Secrets From The Future

Shame of the Otaku



Small Data

Sockington 1M Theme

Socks On


Special Delivery

Speed Queen

Spoiler Alert

Start Over

Stoop Sale


The Council Of Loathing

This Is Not A Drill

This Old Man

Tongue-Clucking Grammarian

TP Factory Tour

Twenty-Six Hundred

Two Dreamers

Victorian Space Prostitute



Which MC Was That?

Yellow Lasers

You Got Asperger's

Your Friend Wil

Zero Day


Guest Verses

Algorithm (by Mega Ran)

Borken Telephone (by Rock, Paper, Cynic)

Boyfriend Material (by Miss Eaves)

Challenge Your Audience (by Mikal kHill)

Epic Fail (by Ken Flagg)

I Like It (by Supercommuter)

I Need Your Help (by Doug Funnie)

Intervention (by Schaffer The Dark Lord)

Kabuto Party (by Kabuto The Python)

Look At Me (by Allie Goertz)

Mecha Mechanics (by Whoremoans)

Noggin User (by Wordburglar)

O.G. Original Gamer (by MC Lars)

Old Enough (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Oneonta (by MC Lars)

Ping Pong (by Optimus Rhyme)

Plastic Submarine (by The Grammar Club)

Proto Culture Redux [Remix] (by Mega Ran and Del Tha Funkee Homosapien)

Reset Button (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Revenge Of The Nerds Part II (by MC Lars)

Salieri (by Adam WarRock)

Soda Water (by Jess Klein)

Tag Team (by Beefy)

Teenage Dirtbag (by Wheatus)

Wake Up (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Watchmen (by MC Lars and Mega Ran)

Much Chubbier

Yo, billy goats like myself favor hillsides.
We’re so good at going up them, it instills pride.
And it feels right, posing on a peak.
From up here, see into the end of next week.
So I speak from observation, brothers: way over yon,
there’s an incline that I like to picture us on.
Got the greenest of the grasses that I ever beheld.
With a breeze in our direction, I could tell by the smell
that we’ve never been fed how this hilltop could feed us.
My bigger brothers, I dream of all three of us
wandering yonder and filling our bellies up.
But! Without us becoming deli cuts
in the process. This is the rub.
Got a stream in between going glubbidy-glub.
The only bridge over, infested by troll.
Hunger in my belly’s got me ready, set, go!

Look at me, I could be much chubbier.
If I could eat, you would see much chubbier me,
and then I would be much chubbier.
Look at me, I could be much chubbier.
I’m so scrawny! Much chubbier,
the goat behind me is chubbier.
He’s much chubbier.

Big buck big brother, you’re the tallest of all of us.
You could skip the situation like a troll apologist,
non-confrontational, bypass the bridge,
ford the river, meet your brothers on the ridge. What a cinch!
But the kid and the buckling get et in that scenario,
two orders of cabrito by the scary moat.
And I know biggest brother isn’t timid.
Make short work: bridge troll, one minute.
But check that bridge, it’s thin, it’s flimsy.
That thing’s finished if you tussle, what a grim scene:
planks and ropes in the water, wave goodbye.
And that’s two of us still going hungry tonight.
So follow my lead, I got a notion to negotiate.
Yo, troll, ready up your dinner plate!
Not for me, though. I’m much too slight.
Look and see! I’m the littlest, could barely fill a bite.

[Open Mike Eagle]
He thinks I’m a plum fool, little does he know.
He thinks he’s so smart, I think he’s a beanpole.
Look at his chump chop, tiny and sinewy.
His little hind legs, they remind me of centipedes.
I wait for the real meat. That one’s a real geek.
This little brainiac’s a waste of my appetite.
And if he’s lying, well he’s got to come back tonight.
I’ll play the bad karma coming back to bite.
Here comes big bro, chubbier indeed,
succulent mutton putting my stomach in frenzy!
I’ve chewed enough wood. I’m hungry and won’t wait.
An even chubbier brother, really? You don’t say!
If’n it’s untrue, I’m seeing you both ways.
If he’s really chubbier, I’m feeding the whole day.
I’m thinking of skirt steaks. My tummy starts rumbling.
It feels like an earthquake... am I going berserk? Wait!

Later, troll! Hey biggest brother, dry off, salad bar’s open.

Lyrics Copyright © 1999-2020 by MC Frontalot / Published by Nerdcore Fervor Conglomerated (ASCAP)