All Of Front’s Lyrics

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A Little Bit Broad

A Very Unlikely Occurrence

Better At Rapping

Bizarro Genius Baby

Black Box

Braggadocio

Canadia

Captains Of Industry

Charisma Potion

Charity Case

Chisel Down

Colonel, Panic!

Crime Spree

Critical Hit

Devil In The Attic

Disaster

Diseases of Yore

Fast Company (30 Sec. MBA)

Final Boss

First World Problem

Floating Bridge

Forbidden Planet

Freedom Feud

Fresh Dog

Front The Least

Front The Most

Gold Locks

Gonna Be Your Man

Good Old Clyde

Goth Girls

Hassle: the Dorkening

I Can See

I Hate Your Blog

I Heart Fags

I'll Form The Head

In Arrears

Indier Than Thou

Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead

It Is Pitch Dark

Jacquelyn Hyde

Just Once

Listen Close

Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe

Machine Of Death

Message No. 419

Mornings Come And Go

Mountain Kind

Much Chubbier

My Sister

Nerd Versus Jock

Nerdcore Hiphop

Nerdcore Rising

Nerdlife

Oh, The Hilarity

Origin Of Species

Penny Arcade Theme

Power User

Pr0n S0ng

Rappers We Crush

Rewind That Back

Rhyme of the Nibelung

Romantic Cheapskate (Song Fight version)

Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0

Scare Goat

Secrets From The Future

Shame of the Otaku

Shellfishcore

Shudders

Small Data

Sockington 1M Theme

Socks On

Solved

Special Delivery

Speed Queen

Spoiler Alert

Start Over

Stoop Sale

Synonyms

The Council Of Loathing

This Old Man

Tongue-Clucking Grammarian

TP Factory Tour

Twenty-Six Hundred

Two Dreamers

Victorian Space Prostitute

Wakjakaga

Wallflowers

Which MC Was That?

Yellow Lasers

You Got Asperger's

Your Friend Wil

Zero Day

 

Guest Verses

Borken Telephone (by Rock, Paper, Cynic)

Challenge Your Audience (by Mikal kHill)

Epic Fail (by Ken Flagg)

I Like It (by Supercommuter)

I Need Your Help (by Doug Funnie)

Intervention (by Schaffer The Dark Lord)

Kabuto Party (by Kabuto The Python)

Look At Me (by Allie Goertz)

Mecha Mechanics (by Whoremoans)

Noggin User (by Wordburglar)

O.G. Original Gamer (by MC Lars)

Oneonta (by MC Lars)

Ping Pong (by Optimus Rhyme)

Plastic Submarine (by The Grammar Club)

Reset Button (by Random AKA Megaran)

Salieri (by Adam WarRock)

Soda Water (by Jess Klein)

Teenage Dirtbag (by Wheatus)

Wake Up (by Random AKA Megaran)

My Sister

Well, I was talking to a girl who didn’t love the war,
thought the justice in it might have just drifted ashore.
And a score to settle with anybody who kind of looks and sounds like
who we’re mad at?
That’s old hat.
I said, lady what you do when the Powers That Be
disagree with you? Eye-to-eye don’t see with you?
If co-conspirators abound, they believe with you
that the amazing automatic Shrub machine is the
thing to bring the world to the brink,
wreck it in like two blinks, then go extinct.
Do you move to New Zealand, Canada, France?
Leave behind your rent unpaid and your ideals unadvanced?
She said, no, I stick around,
act subversive, put my other ear to the ground,
throw cream pies at every mayor I run into.
And I’ve been thinking real hard: is it a sin to
kill a man who’s murdered so many already?
I said, whoah, now, steady (steady steady),
you ain’t talking treason, is you?
These days with the shit, don’t hit a miscue.
Bust a loose lip, get you shipped to Camp X.
The PTB could write you off like some bad checks,
never think about you again.
She said, the one who got to find me first is them,
and meanwhile we got an action planned
at the Corporate Pigs of America meeting, we’re gonna brand
each pig’s left butt cheek with a dollar sign
to indicate what owns them and controls their minds.
Then it’s off to Amsterdam where the next plan’s
gonna come together and get prepared.
I said, power on my sister, I’m about to meet you there.

Lyrics Copyright © 1999-2016 by MC Frontalot / Published by Nerdcore Fervor Conglomerated (ASCAP)