All Of Front’s Lyrics

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A Little Bit Broad

A Very Unlikely Occurrence

Better At Rapping

Bizarro Genius Baby

Black Box

Braggadocio

Canadia

Captains Of Industry

Charisma Potion

Charity Case

Chisel Down

Colonel, Panic!

Crime Spree

Critical Hit

Devil In The Attic

Disaster

Diseases of Yore

Fast Company (30 Sec. MBA)

Final Boss

First World Problem

Floating Bridge

Forbidden Planet

Freedom Feud

Fresh Dog

Front The Least

Front The Most

Gold Locks

Gonna Be Your Man

Good Old Clyde

Goth Girls

Hassle: the Dorkening

I Can See

I Hate Your Blog

I Heart Fags

I'll Form The Head

In Arrears

Indier Than Thou

Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead

It Is Pitch Dark

Jacquelyn Hyde

Just Once

Listen Close

Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe

Machine Of Death

Message No. 419

Mornings Come And Go

Mountain Kind

Much Chubbier

My Sister

Nerd Versus Jock

Nerdcore Hiphop

Nerdcore Rising

Nerdlife

Oh, The Hilarity

Origin Of Species

Penny Arcade Theme

Power User

Pr0n S0ng

Rappers We Crush

Rewind That Back

Rhyme of the Nibelung

Romantic Cheapskate (Song Fight version)

Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0

Scare Goat

Secrets From The Future

Shame of the Otaku

Shellfishcore

Shudders

Small Data

Sockington 1M Theme

Socks On

Solved

Special Delivery

Speed Queen

Spoiler Alert

Start Over

Stoop Sale

Synonyms

The Council Of Loathing

This Old Man

Tongue-Clucking Grammarian

TP Factory Tour

Twenty-Six Hundred

Two Dreamers

Victorian Space Prostitute

Wakjakaga

Wallflowers

Which MC Was That?

Yellow Lasers

You Got Asperger's

Your Friend Wil

Zero Day

 

Guest Verses

Borken Telephone (by Rock, Paper, Cynic)

Challenge Your Audience (by Mikal kHill)

Epic Fail (by Ken Flagg)

I Like It (by Supercommuter)

I Need Your Help (by Doug Funnie)

Intervention (by Schaffer The Dark Lord)

Kabuto Party (by Kabuto The Python)

Look At Me (by Allie Goertz)

Mecha Mechanics (by Whoremoans)

Noggin User (by Wordburglar)

O.G. Original Gamer (by MC Lars)

Oneonta (by MC Lars)

Ping Pong (by Optimus Rhyme)

Plastic Submarine (by The Grammar Club)

Reset Button (by Random AKA Megaran)

Salieri (by Adam WarRock)

Soda Water (by Jess Klein)

Teenage Dirtbag (by Wheatus)

Wake Up (by Random AKA Megaran)

Spoiler Alert

You’re annoyed when I talk during the film.
It’s just another classic that you haven’t seen (still!).
Just another ill-in-the-head in the plot;
“Norman Bates, is that all you got?
Might have guessed from the name of the thing.” Don’t complain
that you never heard the ending of The Crying Game.
Well, it’s a penis, and at this point a shaggy dog
(which is: nothing to see here; move along).
The Apes rule the Earth. Vader’s poppa to Luke.
Brad Pitt and Ed Norton are obviously two
people, but they’ve got to share one character.
Bruce ain’t alive, kid, no matter how he stares at you.
Snape kills Dumbledore but with a noble motive.
Everybody’s guilty on the Oriental locomotive.
Veidt’s villainy ends world squabbling
and Deckard is a replicant (probably).

Say I ruin everything for you — well, it’s mutual.

Don’t wager on survival for Bambi’s mom,
Artax, Old Yeller, Mufasa, King Kong.
All spawn of Medea should fear for your throat.
All on the Titanic should fear for your boat.
Yo, Frontalot gave it away before it happened.
If you’re in Moby Dick then I hope you’re not the captain;
if you are, then I urge: rethink revenge
‘cause you’re headed for the bottom and you’re bringing your friends.
Fall into Wonderland then you’re definitely dreaming,
sleeping by the stream, and all is only seeming.
If you’re in the Bible, it ends in Armageddon.
If you’re in the Y2K, it’s less upsetting.
If you’re living in the 80s, spoiler: gay Wham!
Space ships can blow up. Trickle-down economics is a scam,
but you’ll figure that out.
I don’t want to wreck the ending for you, make you pout.

...in the future, do not do what you do.

If you’re in the French Revolution, I warn it won’t last.
If you’re in the Kennedy clan, beware a muzzle flash.
Airplanes, also, quite often destroyed them.
And if you’re a Lennon, there’s a Chapman. Avoid him.
Boy when I’m spoiling the ending you frown.
No empire lasts forever, go to town,
but if you’re old Rome, look out for that Nero.
In case you’re a countdown, look out for zero.
Any time you’re a ticking bomb, explode
(and nobody make it out except Horatio),
‘cause every peanut brittle’s got a snake inside
and Jacks-in-the-box, meant to startle, pop high.
If you didn’t know already, I’ll apologize.
Peek-a-boo’s a game; it’s a trick of the eyes,
not a bending of reality itself.
Spoiler for infants: adults use stealth.

Lyrics Copyright © 1999-2016 by MC Frontalot / Published by Nerdcore Fervor Conglomerated (ASCAP)