News From The Front

Happy day to you, o cheerers-on of the gluttonous pilgrim. Front is thankful for his meager page views andvalued sux0rs. Also for fat beats and sunshine.

Though tonight finds him full of pie, last night saw Front and co-conspirators at the Beck + Flaming Lips show in Oakland. That’s some good grooving, we ain’t afraid to say. How dissimilar it seems to this: the awfullest rock song what ever was. Or this: a poke in the eye.

It remains true that you should view this latest fan art. Printing it out then affixing it to outgoing mail is fraud. So don’t!

Seems like it’s been forever since a new Frontalot track came out, huh? Keep twiddling those thumbs! None of the up'n'comers are anywhere near ready.

To tide you over, we got the goods: super-sucker T Almighty steps up with this latest fan art, and let’s all be thankful that the voting public didn’t pick the fatter, older Front.

Speaking of older Fronts, did you know the good MC has 94 years under his belt? Vanity Fair finally published an interview, which is scanned and waiting breathlessly in the media section.

We will, in all humility, report that Frontalot to’ it up for a few minutes at the Voodoo Lounge last night. Various internet fans polished their spectacles while cheering. Some talk was heard of performances to come, so cross your fingers for the world tour. U must lurn!

It is still recommended that you groove on the latest typo-riddled email interview and melatonin-enhanced fan art.

And since you’re taking recommendations, buy this CD that Front recorded & produced for Emerald Rain Productions.

There’s new fan art sent in by Joey “DjBiggy” Johnston and a new interview at sux0rs.

Does anyone know how to make a page show up in Google? Front’s cred as a web designer is ebbing since his client Libaire floats ghost-like in the search engine nether dimension.

News flash: See Front rhyming live and in person!

On Oct. 24th at the Voodoo Lounge in San Francisco, Front will perform a couple of his songs. This is part of theparty / performance celebrating the release of the Young Zombies in Love soundtrack CD.

Frontalot produced this CD for the good folks at ERP, and he vouches for its quality. You can read about it, hear tracks, and cough up dough; all at this link. This other link details the party and (above it) the opening ofYoung Zombies, an amusing rock musical.

PA Theme is still the latest jam. Jam-packed with nerd flavor it is!

It has come time to speak out on the issue of FAKE-ASS RAP NERDS. You’ve probably seen supergreg around, and his artfully simulated ineptitude warmed your heart until you found out he was a goddamn marketing ploy. Now I’m hearing reports of ILL Mitch. Nice! But the ha-ha’s will choke in my throat if it turns out he’s trying to sell me slave-made shoes.

Lovely young emma (she is not a cam girl; rather a blog chick!) has tentatively agreed to dynamicize this space. More soon.

Oh, yeah, and… omigodomigodomigod.

Finally! The theme song commissioned by the Penny Arcade web comic is complete. Go listen to it.

Also, Karl Olson’s drum and bass remix of Front The Most is fresh and dewy. Why are you still here? Music section!

The lyrics archive is finally cleaned up: each song affixed to its own page. The old lyrics scroll-a-thon will remain since links persist, but linkists ought take note of this opportunity to “get with the times.”

Also, because you are nerd, this shit here cracks you up.

Well, well, well. New songs in the works and plenty of ‘em. None of which you can actually hear at the moment.

However! The lovely and talented Karl Olson delivered a drum and bass remix of Front The Most. Perhaps it will tide you over. Music section is the spot.

If you get tired of listening to that (unlikely), we hope you have hundreds of other ways to while away yourtime.

Also, because you are nerd, this shit here cracks you up.

No PA Themesong yet. Spending too much time with the new puppy. Front wanted to name him Doggy Fresh but more sensible co-habitors intervened. He is called Pica, in tribute to the yearbook nerdery adorning many of our pasts.

I don’t usually tell you folks to buy stuff, but you might want to at least shoplift the September ish of PC Gamer, since it includes (on CD) a fat track about GTA3 by MC Stephen Hawking.

Newsflash! Nerdcore Hiphop and MC Frontalot become less obscure among British people. See write-up at the Guardian.

Heat Wave Hits SF! Frontalot hides from sun like monstrous albino cave troll.

Folks, you’re the greatest. People keep sending me two fifty. And not just ‘cause they want the secret bonus track. 'Cause they care.

However, it is hot and bright and Frontalot is in a mood. It is why he will not make sidewayssmiley faces using typography. It is why he is not keen on heartwarming tards who love texas. It is why he wishes his housemates would not sleep all afternoon, making it rude to rhyme loudly into the computer! Soon, my precious, the PA Themesong will be complete.