News From The Front

2001-11-22

Happy turkey-with-the-fambly day! If you don’t eat meat or are an orphan, fear not – great advances have been made in the fields of tofu fowl simulation and drug abuse respectively.

Baddd Spellah’s Ye Olde Skool Remix of Front’s song Nerdcore Hiphop is all done. It will be on BS’s page first, then it will show up in our music section. You’d be listening to it already if you were a member of the Valued Sucker Program. No pressure.

2001-11-01

It is now possible to give away money to MC Frontalot like a complete sucker. Details here.

The latest song is Crime Spree, it’s in the music section right where it belongs.

There have been rumors around the shop of upcoming collaborations. Baddd Spellah has been “99% done” with his remix of Nerdcore Hiphop for five months now. It’s always that last percent that really hurts. Also, a duet with [secret internet band] is in the works. Who is it? Sorry, Ich kann dass nicht sagen.

2001-10-31

Boo!

Frontalot and posse can be seen at the Tenacious D show this evening at the Warfield in San Francisco. That’s right, in the audience. Front will be costumed as the Yellow Kid, and if you don’t know who that is you are not sufficiently obsessed with comics.

Worked out the bandwidth issue, more or less. We’re 15GB over the limit for October. Scott let us slide since we swore we’d upgrade to a fatter account. Bling bling! If you can’t stand getting your MC Frontalot songs for free,write in and we’ll tell you how to give away your money. To us. Any suckers out there?

2001-10-30

Breaking (broken) news! Thanks to those link-happy nogoodniks at Penny Arcade, site traffic is up about 4000% and we’re over our bandwidth limit. Hooray! But if the server decides to stop giving out files you’ll have to try back next month (that’s thursday).


2001-10-25

The site design is new. It is fresh like the scent of newly mown grass, fresh like the F emblazoning a brand new pair of Filas.

There’s a song called “Crime Spree” in the music section which you might not have heard yet. It’s all about how MC Frontalot is the hardest rapper ever. The beat you will immediately recognize since it has suffered many jackings, not least by Young MC during your youth (perhaps infancy). A B-side for sure. Maybe you will find it cute. Maybe a rhino will trample you while you sleep. Anything’s possible.