The peekaboo logo treatment and "nerdcore hiphop" subtitle. Be the first in your area to saunter around with a torso emblazoned by Front's confusingly afrocentric mascott. In heavyweight pure cotton, with black screen over light colors or white screen over dark colors. We have a completely random assortment of shirt hues, and inventory changes all the time; type in a few favorite colors and we'll do our best. While our new store is still under construction, you must do this: choose your intersection of light/dark and regular/oversize, then type in colors and hit your add button from there. Note that all sizes run a bit bigger than you'd think.

Deep plum logo and subtitle over white, silkscreened onto your choice of lavender with purple shoulders or mocha with brown shoulders. These sizes run snug; order accordingly. Guaranteed opaque! If you have breasts, this is the shirt to obscure them. While simultaneously drawing attention to the keen logo on your chest. How ironic.

This page: physical disc with no download. On the CD's main page: own the disc and download the whole album immediately. Seems a wiser choice. But feel free to add the album here instead if you are buying extra copies, or if you don't want to register for a frontalot.com account. Now, let us discuss the album! It is rife with jest, jape, monkey business, and tomfoolery; yet it is strangely glum. Topics include your poor grammar, black box voting, cryptozoology, and our nerd bretheren in Japan. Among the featured guests are Wil Wheaton, Glen Phillips, and Jonathan Coulton. Don't take our word for it. Listen to teasers and peruse the track list until your heart is contented.

MC Frontalot's sophomore effort, an album so profoundly rich in nerdcore effrontery that you, the consumer, will be hard pressed to stop listening for even the barest moment. And thus: conundrum! What if you are called upon to prepare a meal, wash the dog, appear in court? Thankfully, modern technologies allow you to perform these tasks while continuing to listen. Start practicing with the title track, free to download . And do not avoid the album promo page, where credits and all the teaser tracks reside.

Painstakingly recorded, professionally mastered, digitally encoded on optical media. This is the way to own MC Frontalot recordings, or was until Secrets introduced choice, and with it, doubt. There is a whole page devoted to the subject of how important it is that you buy this record. On that page you may download the singles, hear 30- second teasers of all the rest of the tracks, plus you can read the hell out of some liner notes. Go ahead; the store will still be here when you get back.

Five discs, each fit to burst from the overstuffing of content. MC Frontalot's live set is included in full, with fifteen songs and the seemingly endless interstitial shenanigans of the 'Roll-A-Song' RPG. Watch as Wheelie Cyberman joins in for Nerdcore Rising! Thrill to Front's pitchy re-envisioning of Braggadocio as an acoustic ballad, on Jonathan Coulton's stolen guitar! Speaking of Mr. Coulton, the PAX DVD set includes his whole set too, as well as one by The OneUps, and another by The Minibosses. Panels, mini documentaries, Q&A's with Gabe & Tycho, and Wil Wheaton's badass keynote address round out the set. This is just like being at PAX except on a small electronic screen (probably a television, but you could also watch it on your laptop). In this extremely limited edition, every copy comes autographed by Front himself. Ships starting June 6th.

There's no reason why you would want to wear these. And now you can! That's right, the very same fake glasses that Frontalot wears onstage over a pair of contact lenses. Each time he performs in these, it helps to solidify his reputation as fraud and huckster. Perhaps people will think the same of you. Sorry, not suitable for prescription lenses.

Drastically reduced: Front has new glasses and so his (old) pair of real glasses are experiencing a one-time-only blowout sale! Well worn and a little bit dirty, but jam packed with enough DNA residue to get your Frontalot cloning lab up and running in no time flat. Left eye: -5.25 -0.75x160. Right eye: -6.50 -0.75x170.

Three posters, sold in tandem. Each is perfect for wall obfuscation or for a mythical giant to use while practicing origami. Featuring the Secrets From The Future poster, which clocks in at a massive two by three feet, as well as a pair of more modestly proportioned 11x17 inch 2007 tour posters, one brightly trumpeting the spring tour, the other in muted tones more appropriate to its autumnal promotional duty.

Five buttons in all, each seemingly shinier than the last. Three of them are 1.25 inches wide, while two are 2.25 inches wide. Featuring the Secrets button (with Gabe's glorious artistry), Front atop his towering mound of nerd collectibles (as depicted by Tony Moore), the nerdcore hand sign, the little afro guy logo, and a charming typographic treatmenet of Front's initials. Pin them individually to sofas, pillows, the lip and nose of your favorite punk rocker. Or wear them all on a single lapel to prove to the world that you do not give a good God damn who knows how much you like buttons.

2.75" square, black on white vinyl. Like the original Frontalot logo, only more coquettish. Use these to mark and identify objects that you consider sticker-worthy. Such as "oh, there is my laptop. I see that I decided to put a sticker on it earlier." Never feel confused again. Choose quantity at checkout. Buy five, get one free! Self-adhesive.

2.75" x 4.25", green on white vinyl. Illegible typography boosts hipster cred. These stickers impress everyone, not least your accountant when he or she discovers that you bought five in order to receive your sixth for free. These things are waterproof, windproof, and cannot be ignored simply through force of will. One would have to use a blindfold. Choose quantity at checkout. No licking needed.

2.75" x 4.25", green on white vinyl. There he is, our old friend the MC Frontalot Little Guy With An Afro Logo. Does this logo depict MC Frontalot himself? Few things could seem less likely. The haircut is closely haloed by a message of hope: "nerdcore hiphop could reign supreme." Sticker carries the now-familiar offer of six for the price of five. Take advantage.

2.75" x 4.25", blackish blue and silver on white vinyl. Our fanciest stick-onnable item, featuring a detail of Tony Moore's album cover illustration for the Nerdcore Rising CD, new "3Desque" logo treatment, and 8-bit-style lettering for the subgenre designation. Once again, there are six in your package when you have purchased only five. As though angels watch over your mail order activities.

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