Pica Fu
The Tire Bite
If you are taking Pica out for a walk, he is excited. To show you how much he approves of your decision to go for a walk, he will leap into the air and chew on any flesh that protrudes from above your belt line. He will also nip holes into your shirt and chomp on your ass, which hurts.
The Bladder Bounce
If you have just come home and you sit down in a chair, Pica will leap into your lap, then rebound off your stomach with his hind legs and land back on the floor. If he is really happy that you are home, he will do this twice.
The Murder Shriek
A sort of a banshee move. If you have left the house without explaining to Pica that he can’t come with you, he will assume that you have simply forgotten to bring him along. He will then howl to convince your neighbors that he is being violently abused.
The Guerilla Kiss
If you lean down to pet Pica, he will jump up and bite your nose. This will hurt and also smell like dog mouth.
