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Nerdcore Rising CD
Ultimate Super Shirt | Lady Shirt
Glasses | Stickers (1-2-3) | Int'l Shipping Vouchers
CALIFORNIA RESIDENTS will pay 8.75% sales tax.
DOMESTIC ORDERS will pay shipping and handling at checkout.
ORDERS OUTSIDE THE US must add shipping voucher(s) to cart.
See instructions all the way below.
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Shipping is live!
Super shirts are available in all sizes.
"Nerdcore Rising"
The first MC Frontalot album.
Sixteen tracks of new songs and old faves that have new music or new vocals or both. Front's most professional effort to date.
$12.00
+$1.95 shipping & handling
(international orders see bottom of page)
The MC Frontalot Ultimate Super Shirt v2.0
The new style! Now with the peekaboo logo treatment and "nerdcore hiphop" subtitle, exactly like the first sticker below, except all over your shirt. Sizes run a bit big. In heavyweight pure Honduran cotton, with black screen over light colors or white screen over dark colors. We have a completely random assortment of shirt hues. Tell us your favorite colors and we'll get as close as we can. Or indicate no preference and roll the dice!Shirts are back in stock! Black is back but
make sure you list a few different favorite colors
just in case.Bought one already? Be in The Gallery of Cute Girls Wearing My Shirt.
| Non-gigantic sizes: $14.00 | |
| DARK SHIRT with white silkscreen |
LIGHT SHIRT with black silkscreen |
| Gigantic sizes: $17.50 | |
| DARK SHIRT with white silkscreen |
LIGHT SHIRT with black silkscreen |
Amazingly Ladylike
Cap-Sleeve Frontalot Shirt
Deep plum logo and subtitle over white, silkscreened onto your choice of lavender with purple shoulders or mocha with brown shoulders. These sizes run snug; order accordingly. Guaranteed opaque! If you have breasts, this is the shirt to obscure them. While simultaneously drawing attention to the keen logo on your chest. How ironic.
$18.00
Front's Stage Glasses
There's no reason why you would want to wear these. And now you can!
$20.00
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Front's Real Glasses
I need a new prescription anyway.
$579.00
Peekaboo Sticker
2.75" square, black on white vinyl. Like the regular Frontalot logo, only more coquettish. Self-adhesive.
Peekaboo, each |
Peekaboo, 6-Pack |
Nerdcore Sticker
2.75" x 4.25", green on white vinyl. Illegible typography boosts hipster cred. No licking needed.
Nerdcore, each |
Nerdcore, 6-Pack |
Supreme Sticker
2.75" x 4.25", green on white vinyl. Bursting with geek-rap goodness. Buy several.
Supreme, each |
Supreme, 6-Pack |
International
Shipping Vouchers |
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International orders: please add these to your basket. Here's how: ADD ONE VOUCHER PER ITEM. Except stickers. Add only one sticker voucher for all your stickers. And Canadians can add one shirt, glasses, or CD voucher per TWO of that item ordered. That's if it's shipping to Canada. Not if you're a Canadian living in, say, Latvia. This is in addition to the automatically calculated shipping & packaging charges (about $2.50 for a shirt, $1.75 for a CD, 50 cents for stickers). |
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Front's storekeep will write to you if any aspect of your order cannot be accommodated. This does not include Ultimate Super Shirt colors. We really just do our best with those. Domestic (US) shipping will be calculated at checkout. So will sales tax if you're in California. You have our gratitude.
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