The capacity of a human memory unit is 7 pieces of information.
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tiny drop in the great sea of your
potential MC Frontalot expertise.
CONTACT
MC Frontalot welcomes your crush notes, interview requests, apology demands, etc. PLEASE NOTE: You must include the magical safeword "bandersnatch" somewhere in the subject or body of your email to make sure it gets past his Spam1W robot bodyguards.
BIOGRAPHICAL SECRETS
MC Frontalot was born in 1973. The fronting has increased exponentially since. platinum albums find MC Frontalot threatening retirement. His legion of fans will sob quietly to themselves.
That's right, kids! Now you too can receive irritating and informative emails once per blue moon, when a new song is posted or frontalot wins a grammy or something. Type your email in the thing there.
You can also send mail to announcements-subscribe@frontalot.com. In either case, click the link in the confirm-o-mail we send you and you'll be hooked the hell up.
WHERE TO FIND MC FRONT
- Here, of course.
- SomeSongs
- Song Fight!
- In the Groove
- Interview @ sux0rs
- Interview @ everything2
- Interview @ True Madness
- Interview @ Fuzzy Blowfish
- Interview @ OMGJeremy
- Interview @ Instant Interviews
- Interview @ Rampway
- Interview @ Daily Raider
- Interview @ Flicker Gaming
- Interview @ Voiceworks
- Interview @ CynicCenter
- Interviews otherwise unavailable
- Noted in Guardian UK
- Mentioned in Wired News
- Interviewed on WNYC's The Brian Lehrer Show
- Included in NPR's Day To Day
- Featured in Folha de S. Paulo
- Quoted in The Daily Tar Heel (Dec 2005)
- Featured in XXL Magazine (Oct 2005)
HOW TO GIVE AWAY MONEY LIKE A SUCKER
Lots of people struggle with the moral and emotional burden of excess funds. Finally, an easy remedy that works for everyone! Join the Frontalot.com Valued Sucker Program.
What incredible incentives are guaranteed yours when you become a Valued Sucker? Consult this unordered list:
- Hear New Songs First
- Download VSP Exclusive Studio Tracks
- Enjoy Live Performance Bootlegs
- Browse Super Secret Photo Gallery
- Post on Elite Sucker Forum
- Subsidize Front's Coffee, Eye Doctor Visits, Rent
Click the button to donate via Paypal. Donations in excess of $2.50 qualify you for full VSP membership.
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FRONTALOT.COM FAQ
Q.
Shouldn't
it be spelled M.C. Front-a-Lot?
A. No.
But feel free to proofread the rest of the site for me.
Q. Are
there any other rappers out there who qualify as "nerdcore?"
A. Some come close, others succeed wildly: MC
Hawking, 2 Skinnee J's, MC
Paul Barman, Deltron
3030, NerdX,
Lords of the Rhyme, this
kid here and even MC Chris.
The movement is ever growing; write
in with suggestions.
Q. Does MC Frontalot endorse
the recording efforts of any non-rappers in the internet music "scene?"
A. Only a few: Add,
The JBB, Frankie
Big Face, Kompressor,
Bradsucks,
Baddd
Spellah, Brother Machine.
Q.
If Front were a real nerd wouldn't he tell us which web comix to read?
A.
In fact, he would! And they'd be Stoopid
Pigeon, Diesel Sweeties, White Ninja, Cat and Girl, Achewood, Eat My Comix, and Goats. You already
read Penny Arcade.
Q.
Can I put MC Frontalot on my internet radio show/personal-use mix CD/answering
machine message?
A. Yes, but only if you do all three.
Q. I saw MC Frontalot posting
on the [fark/somethingawful/etc] forums. Was that really him?
A. Front posts under his own name on the Song Fight
boards, his Valued Sucker forum, and the Stoopid Pigeon bbs. Elsewhere
you communicate with impostors.
Q.
Didn't there used to be a Media section?
A. Sure did! It's hidden here, and two of the articles are still
broken.
Q.
Isn't
MC Frontalot just a media hoax?
A. Ya
moms is a media hoax! No more questions.
Q.
I
thought you said no more questions.
A. Okay,
one more.
Q. What's the future of Public Enemy?
