MC Frontalot
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A Variety of Things You Can Pay For
The MP3 Album Store is where to get download-only versions of the CDs. A note on shipping: except for shirts, there are separate Add To Cart buttons for domestic (meaning: USA) and international orders. Please decide where we're mailing this stuff before you fill your cart. Payments go through Paypal, but you do not need a Paypal account to use your credit card there.
Kid's & S-XL $15.00
xxl, xxxl $18
Ultimate Super Shirt V.2.0
The peekaboo logo treatment and "nerdcore hiphop" subtitle. Be the first in your area to saunter around with a torso emblazoned by Front's confusingly afrocentric mascott. In heavyweight pure cotton, with black screen over light colors or white screen over dark colors. We have a completely random assortment of shirt hues, and inventory changes all the time; type in a few favorite colors and we'll do our best. Shipping on Ultimate Super Shirts is calculated on the cart page. Note that all sizes run a bit bigger than you'd think.
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XS-XL $15.00
xxl, xxxl $18
Zero Day Shirt
Front's looming visage (courtesy of artist Dominic Prestera) on a pleasingly beige poly blend tee. See all that fancy shading? It is actually the lyrics to the whole Zero Day album, written in tiny pixelated text and plastered all over the rapper in question. Literate and artsy at once. You will be the toast of your library circle or local book club. Shipping calculated on the shopping cart page. Note that these American Aparrel shirts run a bit snug compared to other men's tees on the page.
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Kid's & S-XL $15.00
xxl, xxxl $18
Final Boss Shirt
Eye-bending intersection of eight-bit typography and three dimensional perspective rendering, in blazing gold and crimson. With the nerdcore handsign logo tastefully embedded in bright red. A mighty cotton testament to your fashion sense and shopping prowess. Shipping calculated on the cart page. Note that all sizes run a bit bigger than you'd think.
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all sizes $18.00
Amazingly Ladylike Cap-Sleeve
Deep plum logo and subtitle over white, silkscreened onto your choice of lavender with purple shoulders or mocha with brown shoulders. These sizes run snug; order accordingly. Guaranteed opaque! If you have breasts, this is the shirt to obscure them. While simultaneously drawing attention to the keen logo on your chest. How ironic.
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$14.00
Solved Compact Disc
These buttons will secure for you a physical disc with no download. On the CD's main page: own the disc and download the whole album immediately. Sounds like the fix you need right there. You may also seek the download-only version on the mp3 albums page (starting Aug 23rd). You can buy here if you need extra copies, or if you don't want to register for a frontalot.com account. In any case, you want this album. It is Front's finest to date, with visits from Wheatus, MC Lars, Dr. Awkward, ZeaLouS1, Kristen Schaal, Wyatt Cenac, and Eugene Mirman. Molly Hager, Gabrielle Aimée, and Katrina Rose Dideriksen lend their honeyed voices to the proceedings. MC Frontalot personally insists: those nagging problems that have been ruining your life will melt into oblivion once you take possession of this compact disc. Singles, teasers, and more await you on the CD page.
$14.00
Zero Day Compact Disc
Here: physical disc with no download. On the CD's main page: own the disc and download the whole album immediately. The way to go! You may also seek the download-only version on the mp3 albums page. But buy the album right here if you need extra copies, or if you don't want to register for a frontalot.com account. Somehow or other, own it! You will find it thick with nerdcore wonderments, not least among them: cameos by ytcracker, Dual Core, Beefy, Schaffer the Darklord, and Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer. There are rib-tickling knee-slappers by John Hodgman and Sara Benincasa, a theme song for Mr. Wil Wheaton featuring the dulcet tones of Mike Doughty, and various hooks sung by the angelic trio of Jane Silence, Molly Hager, and Ken Flagg. There is even a frustrating puzzle track at the end of the disc to irritate you and usher in your buyer's remorse. A grand and gleeful expidition through the jagged landscape of nerd paranoia. Come join the fun with singles and teaser tracks on the CD page.
$13.00
Final Boss Compact Disc
This page: physical disc with no download. On the CD's main page: own the disc and download the whole album immediately. Seems a wiser choice. But feel free to add the album here instead if you are buying extra copies, or if you don't want to register for a frontalot.com account. Now, let us discuss the album! It is rife with jest, jape, monkey business, and tomfoolery; yet it is strangely glum. Topics include your poor grammar, black box voting, cryptozoology, and our nerd bretheren in Japan. Among the featured guests are Wil Wheaton, Glen Phillips, and Jonathan Coulton. Don't take our word for it. Listen to teasers and peruse the track list until your heart is contented. Or buy the download-only version here.
$12.00
Secrets From The Future Compact Disc
This page: physical disc with no download. On the CD's main page: own the disc and download the whole album immediately. Wow. MC Frontalot's sophomore effort, an album so profoundly rich in nerdcore effrontery that you, the consumer, will be hard pressed to stop listening for even the barest moment. And thus: conundrum! What if you are called upon to prepare a meal, wash the dog, appear in court? Thankfully, modern technologies allow you to perform these tasks while continuing to listen. Start practicing with the title track, free to download . And do not avoid the album promo page, where credits, additional singles, and all the teaser tracks reside. Download-only version available on our MP3 Album Page.
$12.00
Nerdcore Rising Compact Disc
This page: physical disc with no download. On the CD's main page: own the disc and download the whole album immediately. Or read on... Painstakingly recorded, professionally mastered, digitally encoded on optical media. This is the way to own MC Frontalot recordings, or was until Secrets introduced choice, and with it, doubt. There is a whole page devoted to the subject of how important it is that you buy this record. On that page you may download the singles, hear 30-second teasers of all the rest of the tracks, plus you can read the hell out of some liner notes. Go ahead; the store will still be here when you get back. Oh! And if you want a download-only version in MP3, AAC, and FLAC, see here.
$20.00
MC Frontalot's Stage Glasses
There's no reason why you would want to wear these. And now you can! That's right, the very same fake glasses that Frontalot wears onstage over a pair of contact lenses. Each time he performs in these, it helps to solidify his reputation as fraud and huckster. Perhaps people will think the same of you. Sorry, not suitable for prescription lenses.
$578.50 $578.25
MC Frontalot's Real Glasses
Drastically reduced: Front has new glasses and so his (old) pair of real glasses are experiencing a one-time-only blowout sale! Well worn and a little bit dirty, but jam packed with enough DNA residue to get your Frontalot cloning lab up and running in no time flat. Left eye: -5.25 -0.75x160. Right eye: -6.50 -0.75x170.
$5.00
Vinyl Sticker Onslaught
Seven stickers, each 4.25" by 2.75", with the exception of the square one (2.75" per edge), in an enchanting variety of colors, designs, meanings. Now including the fancy brushed chrome Final Boss sticker, the full-color Secrets sticker by Gabe, and the full-color Zero Day sticker by Jhonen. Use these to mark and identify objects that you consider sticker-worthy. Such as "oh, there is my laptop. I see that I decided to put a sticker on it recently." Never feel confused again. Self-adhesive.
$8.00
Cavalcade of Buttonry
Six buttons in all, each seemingly shinier than the last. Three of them are 1.25 inches wide, while three others are 2.25 inches. Featuring the Secrets button (with Gabe's glorious artistry), Front atop his towering mound of nerd collectibles (as depicted by Tony Moore), the Final Boss button (illustrated by Scott C), the nerdcore hand sign, the little afro guy logo, and a charming typographic treatmenet of Front's initials. Pin them individually to sofas, pillows, the lip and nose of your favorite punk rocker. Or wear them all on a single lapel to prove to the world that you do not give a good God damn who knows how much you like buttons.
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