Newsflashes from Bygone Eras

2.18.2002
Front and companion could be glimpsed near the back of the Fillmore last night, waving a fey wrist gently airward at requisite moments. The show was Busta Rhymes and let's just take a second here to say that the things he does with his mouth are inhuman, are feats more readily identified with titans, sea monsters, and robots who travel through time. If MC Frontalot could emit even a feeble imitation of Busta's limitless mic technique, he would have a career instead of a web site. Three cheers!

2.6.2002

2.5.2002
Some dude named Gabe (I think he draws a web comic) has used his psychic powers (not his eyeballs) to draw this incredibly accurate portrait of MC Frontalot. There is also a picture of what Front got for his birthday from his friends in the criminal sector. That's the last square in the gallery.
A new song is almost recorded! It will be called "Which MC Is That?"
The answer is not MC Potbelly. Yet if you follow his complicated music-hearing directions, you will be oddly rewarded.