Still waiting for the new Frontalot track? Well, keep waiting! Various complications have ensured that it won't be out for a couple more weeks.

In the meantime, you may do either of two things:

1. Contemplate the fact that rap-famished geeks routinely leech this site past its 10GB monthly bandwidth limit, forcing us to offsite the mp3 collection. You're welcome to pitch in.

2. Play this exciting text adventure game where the goal is to not sniff glue.

Front and companion could be glimpsed near the back of the Fillmore last night, waving a fey wrist gently airward at requisite moments. The show was Busta Rhymes and let's just take a second here to say that the things he does with his mouth are inhuman, are feats more readily identified with titans, sea monsters, and robots who travel through time. If MC Frontalot could emit even a feeble imitation of Busta's limitless mic technique, he would have a career instead of a web site. Three cheers!

News flash: Kid Whatever has delivered his remix of Speed Queen. It's over here.