Front is going camping. He will attempt to view the elusive desert morning blossoms of spring, then capture their beauty in a verse about your mom.

The contest is difficult and also it is actual (not an april fools joke). You can really win Front's only copy of Starship Titanic. We think some of you sent in answers that we deleted by mistake. If you sent in and haven't heard back, try again.

Front has been named the Official Rapper of Penny Arcade. First FCT, now PA. Is Belgium next? Come on, Belgium. You guys know you need an Official Rapper. To celebrate, pacult has posted a wallpaper of me.

Nothing else to report, except our sincere hopes that this particular search engine stays in business for a long time.

The new Frontalot song is totally happening and all the way where it's at. It is called "Which MC Was That?" and it is a tragic tale about coping with amnesia.

The new KOMPRESSOR album came out today! The second track is "Rappers We Crush" featuring the paranoid-delusional rapping of MC Frontalot. This is your first chance ever to actually buy an album with Front on it, so please, go nuts.

It is of course possible to get a free CD of all Front material. Suckers know how.