A happy day to you, Mexican liberation enthusiast!
When the Front was a wee schoolboy, oftentimes he danced the Mexican hat dance in the official festivities. This was the curse and blessing bestowed on each member of the bilingual education program come May 5th. How those silver-threaded black suits shined! How those rhythmic boot-slaps reverberated! And how pathetic Front seems today, as he gyrates in feeble time to the music, alone before the hall mirror, lost in reminiscence of those days.
Let's all give him a dollar fifty and make him feel better.
In other news, you're all clawing each other's throats out to be next in line for Spider-Man. Frontalot condones this behavior.
The contest will remain open briefly.
Some new fan arts are in the image gallery. They are by wallychamp, and looking at them is a bit like being in a late 60's psychadelic movie because WoooOOOoooo woOOooooOOoo the colors are all strange. He has made a wallpaper too.
Bringing the total number of nice-looking Frontalot wallpapers to 2. Your sole means of attaining the huge ugly wallpaper remains VSP membership.
Also, there's a nice little interview with Front over at calicogirl. Others coming, probably, maybe.
Front is going camping. He will attempt to view the elusive desert morning blossoms of spring, then capture their beauty in a verse about your mom.
The contest is difficult and also it is actual (not an april fools joke). You can really win Front's only copy of Starship Titanic. We think some of you sent in answers that we deleted by mistake. If you sent in and haven't heard back, try again.
Front has been named the Official Rapper of Penny Arcade. First FCT, now PA. Is Belgium next? Come on, Belgium. You guys know you need an Official Rapper. To celebrate, pacult has posted a wallpaper of me.
Nothing else to report, except our sincere hopes that this particular search engine stays in business for a long time.