MC Frontalot
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Newsflashes from Bygone Eras
5.20.2002

Front and compadres will be in attendance at this evening's performance by 70's supergroup The Kids In The Hall. Did we say 70's supergroup? We meant aging canadians. The Warfield is the place to be. Downstairs, where the nachos is hot.

In other news, Frontalot hasn't seen Episode II yet, so if you run into him don't give away the ending where yoda kicks all the ass or whatever. We're planning to download Episode III from Kazaa this week, then watch all six movies backwards. Not in reverse order, either. Backwards. Like with the rewind button pressed the whole time.

Fan alert: the guy who draws battle pope thinks Front is cool. Also, we've been getting mad hits from the fresh new MC Hawking site. Dig it.

5.5.2002

A happy day to you, Mexican liberation enthusiast!

When the Front was a wee schoolboy, oftentimes he danced the Mexican hat dance in the official festivities. This was the curse and blessing bestowed on each member of the bilingual education program come May 5th. How those silver-threaded black suits shined! How those rhythmic boot-slaps reverberated! And how pathetic Front seems today, as he gyrates in feeble time to the music, alone before the hall mirror, lost in reminiscence of those days.

Let's all give him a dollar fifty and make him feel better.

In other news, you're all clawing each other's throats out to be next in line for Spider-Man. Frontalot condones this behavior.

4.17.2002

The contest will remain open briefly.

Some new fan arts are in the image gallery. They are by wallychamp, and looking at them is a bit like being in a late 60's psychadelic movie because WoooOOOoooo woOOooooOOoo the colors are all strange. He has made a wallpaper too.

Bringing the total number of nice-looking Frontalot wallpapers to 2. Your sole means of attaining the huge ugly wallpaper remains VSP membership.

Also, there's a nice little interview with Front over at calicogirl. Others coming, probably, maybe.