MC Frontalot wishes you a merry christmas if you like that sort of thing. If you instead object to that sort of thing, he wishes you a lump of coal. Containing diamonds!

Not much afoot in the world of nerdery. Go see the 9/11 documentary and laugh at the dwarf jokes. Listen to the accompanying beasties-inspired track. Rewind the extra-long dvd over and over to chuckle at the part where Saruman calls Gandalf a pot head.

Also, emma's really going to funk up the site a little bit. Love her.

Happy day to you, o cheerers-on of the gluttonous pilgrim. Front is thankful for his meager page views and valued sux0rs. Also for fat beats and sunshine.

Though tonight finds him full of pie, last night saw Front and co-conspirators at the Beck + Flaming Lips show in Oakland. That's some good grooving, we ain't afraid to say. How dissimilar it seems to this: the awfullest rock song what ever was. Or this: a poke in the eye.

It remains true that you should view this latest fan art. Printing it out then affixing it to outgoing mail is fraud. So don't!

Seems like it's been forever since a new Frontalot track came out, huh? Keep twiddling those thumbs! None of the up'n'comers are anywhere near ready.

To tide you over, we got the goods: super-sucker T Almighty steps up with this latest fan art, and let's all be thankful that the voting public didn't pick the fatter, older Front.

Speaking of older Fronts, did you know the good MC has 94 years under his belt? Vanity Fair finally published an interview, which is scanned and waiting breathlessly in the media section.