It is a well known fact that rappers do not ski. Therefore, when you ask Front if his shattered tibial plateau (now chock full of steel plates and deck screws) was the result of some kind of snow sporting error, he will tell you firmly that it was not. Are you fronting, you'll ask?

No, he will say.

Three of Front's favorite internet musicians, Add, Frankie Big Face, and The JBB, have squared off in an album fight. Which is like a songfight, only more so. Purchase the 3-CD package while it lasts.

As the horrors of modern life unfold onscreen, you seek escape through dope rhyming and geeked out beats. Who doesn't? Take a wander through the music section and see what diversions Front has in store. But beware the newest song, it's sure to drag you right back to the now.

If, on the other hand, you just can't get enough of what's going on, check out Thurston Moore's new site, protest-records.com. Front is featured on "Vol. 2" of their MP3 library.

One more thing! If you've ever once enjoyed a rap song, tap your paypal account or checkbook to help my man Clyde Stubblefield with his hospital bill.

The art of the protest song is not lost! "Special Delivery," the very newest in new MC Frontalot tracks, is ready for you to download and pass around. Beat was by Ry Krisp but now it's by Baddd Spellah. Lyrics are here. To those who love/like/tolerate Front solely on the basis of his humor content, we issue a warning: the new song is not especially funny.

And to those who think invading sovereign states totally rocks, or who think the last presidential election went well: you might even skip this one. Rest assured that our regularly scheduled barrage of over-ripe cleverisms recommences soon.