MC Frontalot
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Newsflashes from Bygone Eras
12.8.2003

The Front grows ever older. Someone gave him a ten cent gift certificate to Fry's. Pretty clever. If you missed Front's birthday, perhaps you feel bad enough to give him dollars.

Or maybe you'd rather spend those dollars! The store is open, and the stickers are in stock. The shirts are almost gone, but more arrive by month's end. Get shopping!

And if you have already bought & received your shirt, MC Frontalot expects you to send in a picture for his Gallery Of Cute Girls Wearing My Shirt. Even if you're not cute. Or a girl.

DO NOT MISS Front's headline appearance at San Francisco's Accordion this Friday night (12/12). He commences rapping at midnight. Come at 9PM and see MISS, Pray For Mojo, Ken, Brother Machine, and Son of Supercar. A full bill for five dills!

11.27.2003

Happy Turkey Day, ye shunners of the vegetarian credo! It is good this evening to stuff your face with whatever's at hand, hug family members, etc. So do.

The Frontalot store is open. Stickers are pre-orderable. Tee shirts are in stock, and that stock is limited. So get spending!

LIVE SHOW DEC 12th! Mark those PDAs, kids, it's the first pre-announced Frontalot gig in you-can't-remember-how-long. At Accordion (née Hot Lunch) in San Francisco. Details to come!

11.12.2003

Front has become a reviewer at drew's Sharing Machine, which is kind of like Song Fight but less violent.

Frontalot tee shirts are on their way! Believe you us, we'll be hollering nice and loud when they're ready. There will be a new store page and everything. A cheesy bunch of paypal buttons, okay, fine. But that's a store.

The latest song is still "Message No. 419," also known as "Urgent Business Relationship" if you're grooving on some Outside The Inbox. What's that? Only the awesomest compilation of songs with spam subject lines for titles ever. Bradsucks is getting the good press.

We're in the process of giving the site a thorough CSSing. If anything looks totally wrecked, please report in.

It's front's birthday again pretty soon. Maybe you want to send him money like a sucker?