Front is returned from his east coast excursion. He can report without fear of error that the DC Spy Museum is well arranged and the Bloomingdale branch of the Manhattan Library employs at least one kind and indulgent librarian. Your Rapper Of Choice was suffered to perform six of his megahits for a crowd whose number poked tentatively into the double digits. Pictures don't lie.

Cute chicks keep sending photos to frontalot.com! Their contributions are catalogued here. Their costumes persist to be on sale.

And indeed, "mcfrontalot" is the one and only player name used by Front during bouts of procrastination. Crush his ego with a missile barrage! Or bouy it with the gift of an expensive in-game hat.

NEWSFLASH! Front to perform three or four songs by himself on the steps of the Bloomingdale Regional Branch of the Manhattan Public Library on Thursday, Jan 22nd, at two in the afternoon, rain or shine. He will not be entirely by himself if you join him there, so do. He will distribute shirts, CDs, stickers, handshakes. He has never been to this library, but he plans to try and locate at the shady, pleasant spot pictured here.

Attention bootleg enthusiasts! A gentleman named Humbert made and mixed a hi-fi masterpiece which chronicles the most recent Song Fight get-together (12/12/03, San Francisco). The Frontalot set is online, so go grab yourself all twelve tracks, or just stream the whole thing. Fans who are both attentive and kind are asked to excuse the occasional botched lyric.

Did you hear part of a Front song on NPR? The internet was listening for you (12/31 show).

See the latest gallery additions.

Now watch a tiny man perform his unwilling dance routine, coerced by the PA Theme's sheer funkiness.

Go out and buy Walking Dead number three. One of the zombies is MC Frontalot.

When you get back, read recent interviews: True Madness and Fuzzy Blowfish.

Finally, note that there are Big and Extra Big Frontalot shirts accessible via the spend-0-tron, which is not to say that stickers are sold out, because you can buy those too.