Guess who's playing the Penny Arcade Expo at the end of August? The correct answer is MC Frontalot! (We would also have accepted Minibosses and Optimus Rhyme.) You should get signed up right away. Also, you should go to Seattle right now and stand in line.

Still waiting for that live Berkeley set? Tell you what: have yourself some Crime Spree and Braggadocio, then send front a few bucks to join the VSP if you want the other ten tracks. This transparent cash grab brought to you by MC Frontalot's Broke-ass Unemployed Self.

Also, if you know anyone who needs the following jobs performed in or around New York City, please let front know: web design, print design, copy writing, copy editing, rapping, fronting, hugging cripples, having opinions about things. That's right! Front is relocated to the borough of Brooklyn. Hooray! The weather is fine and the jerk chicken is inexpensive. Paradise is here on earth.

Front's recent Berkeley gig went over like gangbusters. The sonofsupercar set got shut down by the fuzz, which was tragic but proved what we all know: that they rock too hard for civilized people to deal with. Ken & The New Incredibles, Melody Generator, and The John Benjamin Band also kicked plenty of ass.

There is a wonderful recording of the Frontalot set which we will share with you eventually. Valued Sucker Program members are already enjoying it. Join up today.

In other news, MC Frontalot is moving to New York City! Actually, Brooklyn. Sadly, this means he must part with some of his recording gear. Do you want to own the audio interface that Front has used to record every one of his songs? Of course you do. Check out the ebay auction here.

Front swept last week's songfight despite appearing incognito, having no chorus, and rapping all sad like. A Very Unlikely Occurrence is on the music page, with beat cobbled by Baddd Spellah.

Furthermore! Front is featured in roxor games' In The Groove. Prototypes have shipped. Are you in Washington state or New Jersey? Go play.