It's the end of the world as we know it! Front plays one last gig in NYC before moving to Boston. Do not miss it.

MC Frontalot
Saturday, July 30th
9 PM
Crash Mansion
199 Bowery (map)
New York City
21 and over
Ten Dollars

There's a flyer here: (linky) which you should send to your friends. Also mention that Nerdcore Hip-hop is not going to reign supreme unless Frontalot can prove to club promoters that a crowd gathers to see him on a Saturday Night.

The Gallery of Cute Chicks Wearing My Shirt has a few new pics. And all of them are girls, if you can believe it.

Can't get to NY? How about Seattle? No? What, are you trapped under a heavy object? Well, here's a track from last month's gig at The Bitter End. The rest of the show's in the VSP section.

eToychest, you like the fronting.

Important News At The Bottom! MC Frontalot's first official actual real compact disc is coming out August 27th. It will be inexpensive, shiny, and perfect for home use or listening on the go. The title is "Nerdcore Rising," it will have 16 tracks (new material and newly recorded favorites with plenty of beatwork from Baddd Spellah), and you had better start wondering about it right now.

Front and bandmates made short work of the house rocking chores last night at New York's historic Bitter End. Debuted were the newly re-awesomeized Special Delivery / My Sister medley and the disco version of Hassle: The Dorkening. You can listen to the whole gig if you are a member of Frontalot's Valued Sucker Program (join!). If you boast no such membership, consider yourself impoverished. Culturally. Feeling charitable, Front offers one track to the unvalued.

If you missed the show, do not despair! It is not too late to uproot your life, move to the East Coast, and check out MC Frontalot's real actual final show that he's ever going to do (before moving to Boston and occasionally coming to New York to play anyway)!

This is the big'n, kids. A red hot summer Saturday night in a venue where it's going to feel empty if we don't have many hells of fools in attendance. So help Front get the word out.

Did you notice that Front is Jeff Rowland's only black friend? The layers of hilarity are like those of a funny, funny onion.

Readers of Wired News are glad to know that Frontalot still describes his rapping as mediocre. Rest assured that he will continue to do this even if he some day becomes good at rapping.

Front has a back log of gallery arts and cute chicks to post. Please keep sending such things in, even though they tend to ripen in his inbox for such inexcusable spans.

Happy day to you, o aficionado of war remembrance and/or barbecue! Front shed his boyhood lo these several years ago, and this day marks the passage.

Speaking of shedding things, MC Frontalot seems to have sloughed off his live-stage-rocking inhibitions. There is another public display of his rapping prowess scheduled for late June:

MC Frontalot w/ full band
Thursday, June 23rd
10 PM
The Bitter End
147 Bleecker Street
(between Thompson and LaGuardia)
New York City
21 and over
seven dollars

This may or may not be your final opportunity to see Front onstage in New York. While we only point this out in order to alarm you into attendance, it is quite possibly true. He moves to Boston right after PAX and will probably be pilloried there or else burned as a witch.

Another chance! The lovely young songstress Jess Klein has asked Front to do an unnecessary rap breakdown in her lone reggae number Soda Water. This occurs June 15th at The Living Room. Come on by!

But let us address the most pressing issue of the day. Did Front enjoy Episode III? Yes! Did he deem it a worthy successor to any SW product created before he turned twelve (including the ewok special)? NOOOOoOOOoooooooOOooooo.