Okay! Last night's Crash Mansion show went quite well, despite Front's occasional inability to say lots of words quickly in the proper order. To those who point out (rightly) that this is all we ask of him, Front promises this: the Pr0n S0ng will be totally and completely memorized by the dawn of PAX.
Jeff Rowland (Front's only Australian Aboriginal friend) made it down from the wilds of MA to enjoy the show (or else to hang out with his fellow comicists). He lent Front's poorly org'd shirt concession the air of Dumbrella professionalism.
The new album! Front toils many hours each day in front of the mix-o-tron, turning dreams into uncompressed stereo data. It will be ready for Seattle. And it will be on sale in the store. And it will be rad.
You think you are a huge genius? Get past level six then.
It's the end of the world as we know it! Front plays one last gig in NYC before moving to Boston. Do not miss it.
There's a flyer here: (linky) which you should send to your friends. Also mention that Nerdcore Hip-hop is not going to reign supreme unless Frontalot can prove to club promoters that a crowd gathers to see him on a Saturday Night.
The Gallery of Cute Chicks Wearing My Shirt has a few new pics. And all of them are girls, if you can believe it.
Can't get to NY? How about Seattle? No? What, are you trapped under a heavy object? Well, here's a track from last month's gig at The Bitter End. The rest of the show's in the VSP section.
Important News At The Bottom! MC Frontalot's first official actual real compact disc is coming out August 27th. It will be inexpensive, shiny, and perfect for home use or listening on the go. The title is "Nerdcore Rising," it will have 16 tracks (new material and newly recorded favorites with plenty of beatwork from Baddd Spellah), and you had better start wondering about it right now.
Front and bandmates made short work of the house rocking chores last night at New York's historic Bitter End. Debuted were the newly re-awesomeized Special Delivery / My Sister medley and the disco version of Hassle: The Dorkening. You can listen to the whole gig if you are a member of Frontalot's Valued Sucker Program (join!). If you boast no such membership, consider yourself impoverished. Culturally. Feeling charitable, Front offers one track to the unvalued.
If you missed the show, do not despair! It is not too late to uproot your life, move to the East Coast, and check out MC Frontalot's real actual final show that he's ever going to do (before moving to Boston and occasionally coming to New York to play anyway)!
This is the big'n, kids. A red hot summer Saturday night in a venue where it's going to feel empty if we don't have many hells of fools in attendance. So help Front get the word out.
Did you notice that Front is Jeff Rowland's only black friend? The layers of hilarity are like those of a funny, funny onion.