Happy Egg Day to you, small children and weirdo post-pagans! We hope you have celebrated fecundity and/or Zombie Jesus to your heart's content.

Don't forget about Front's big ol' Manhattan show Friday night at Pianos! It is also a party in honor of Bl4k Lotus's new album, so show up right at nine eight to hear the band bust out a bunch of his best numbers. Then stick around for the nerdcore, like you were always going to.

Front is wandering around Massachusetts, just stone cold visiting folks. So he cannot tell you very many exciting news items. But he would like you to bid huge dollars on his DNA (and that of a bunch of other "internet celebrities") as a benefit for Science Commons. It is ROFLDNA and its auction is here, for a couple days only. Win it! You never know when you might need to clone the Tron guy as part of your evil scheme to take over the world.

Details on the Brandon Patton CD release party are posted! It may be your only chance to see a proper Frontalot set in New York before the autumn.

Speaking of rare NY appearances, Front compatriot Doug Cheatwood will be playing Goodbye Blue Monday on Thurs the 2nd. If you see Front in the back, give him a high five.