Hey, buy some Frontalot tickets! Bowery Ballroom is on sale for December 18th at 7PM. That's Front's big-ass super megashow with MC Lars. For the first time in NY, you can be sixteen years old and attend anyway. Plus: if you miss this show, Santa will bring you a lump of camel excrement instead of a pocket calculator that shoots lasers.

Front and The Sturgenius spent an evening at the chillingly awesome Slaughterhouse Studio in western Massachusetts recently, to lay down many a funksome track for the upcoming album. Proprieter Mark (known also as Out Out) engineered. Wait, new album? You can barely stand the anticipation. Afterwards, Jeff fed Front beers.

Are you in NY this Thursday (the 9th)? If so, see Front's key man Gm7 performing in a 2-man show called "Songs That Don't Suck (And Are, In Fact, Delightful)." It is an evening with Joe Iconis and Gaby Alter, 11pm, Thursday November 9th at Mo Pitkins (34 Avenue A, Manhattan), $5 cover, Free Pie. You heard that right. Free pie. Who wants pie?

In other news: hospitalized children. It is not all fun and games being a hospitalized child. But it ought to be! Therefore give your most gigantic moneys to Child's Play immediately.

Greetings, o devotees of the Evening of Terrors. Who goes a-treating clad as Karl Rove? It is too fearsome a costume to imagine. Stay instead safely in the realms of zombie, pirate, ninja, monkey, and knife-wielding hobo. Perhaps for further inspiration, you will investigate the newly released Rhyme Torrents Halloween EP. It will not rot teeth.

Friday night's Western Front show crowded up spectacularly! A good time had by all. Thanks muchly to everyone involved, in particular the sonic beating crew. They made the evening happen and then they made it awesome. Bootleg to come, including Wheelie Cyberman's guest verse in Nerdcore Rising.

Monday night! Is that tonight already? Maybe! News is typed in the past, but read in the future. DC beckons. Bring friends.