Extra! Extra! Read all about it: despite relative wackness, Floating Bridge song triumphs in Song Fight competition! Suspicious sources report that Front's fierce and tiny cadre of internet fans have tipped the voting, citing as evidence the fact that competing songfighters inspire little admiration outside of their immediate families.

Please rectify this tragedy by turning into rabid fans of battle-scarred computer nerds/songmakers: 1 2 3 4 5.

It is now possible to discuss various topics in the frontalot.com forum. But only if you have proven yourself to be a sucker.

You are compelled — inexplicably — to find out all you can about scare goats. I learned that testicles should be two, of equal size.