MC Frontalot

FPA (Frequently Provided Answers)

  1. No
  2. Yes
  3. Let me get back to you on that
  4. To get to the other side
  5. Three, I think because two of them have to hold the ladder
  6. Sure, why not
  7. We'll play it by ear
  8. Forty-two
  9. Fuck off
  10. That's a decision you're going to have to make for yourself
  11. Uh... I don't know
  12. I said I don't know
  13. If I told you, then I'd have to kill you
  14. You'll find out the hard way
  15. Because I'm not that kind of girl
  16. Your mom
  17. You'll understand these things when you're older
  18. Because I said so
  19. Read the FAQ
  20. Okay, but make sure it's plugged in
  21. Okay, but I don't swallow
  22. You've got to be kidding
  23. Mind your own business
  24. No thanks, I'm trying to cut down
  25. That's not funny
  26. Of course I love you
  27. Too bad
  28. It's very complicated; you wouldn't understand
  29. You don't want to know
  30. What a stupid question
  31. I don't know what you're talking about
  32. I'm so glad you asked
  33. That depends on how you look at it
  34. Only if I have to
  35. If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
  36. It's all relative
  37. It's all in the wrist
  38. (stunned silence)
A LIST by MC Frontalot :: 9.24.06 :: VSP #29