As done by request, this forum has been created for the purpose for all you you who like to freestyle *or just post rhymes on forums* So they don't get scattered around the BBS and we can read your amazing work any time we choose :)

I'm gonna move this to Who Wants Pie? Seems more fitting, since it's the place for chat threads and the like.

So... because I made a comment about how many freestyle posts you'd created, you went and created another one?

Logic fail, dude.

No logic fail, you said to bring them to one thread, this is it :)

Let the rapping begin!

I sort of thought an existing thread was implied, but fair enough, dude. Let the rhymes flow.

Can you delete old threads? We could just put big quoted posts so that all the old freestyles are here, then delete the old threads.

It's not really that big a deal is it? Err... lemme see if there is a magic "combine threads" button. Some forums have 'em.

ETA: Nope. I can split one thread into two, but can't find a way to combine two.

Sittin' on the floor and feelin' sore to core
Can't afford to move forward and feelin' more obsurd
Then takin' someone urn full of ashes
And smash this over the widows head
I dig no tread to provide cover
I'd rather just take the onslaught
Of how we all spawn rot
So I'm distraught and take a strong shot
Of Jim Beam to cover the winds scream
But it still brings dreams while I'm passed out
I could pass clout on my route
But I got doubts and drop south
Into my own cell in hell
Knowin' my soul won't be sellin' well

It's more just so that they're all 100% here.

This is the Paladin of the west, Gallus Stoutwall!
I know there are some of you out there who doubt the mage!
But if you meet my friend Tobifail in the battlegrounds!
Your gonna get owned! (echoes)

Yeah, squishy or not
He fought
The beast, the priest
Defeat-ed the healer, cause you know that he's elite
You see, nothing till he blinks right by
Then your HP drops to half, and you know your gonna die
Frost nova your ass
Then fire blast
And then he raises mana shield
Evocates when manas low
Blizzard dominates the field
Arc speced, master of magic
Its tragic, that you think
You can survive the missile barrage
Cause the damage is on the brink
Of insane
Inhumane
His name
Is godly
Remember the mage!

Letters are just symbols put together so simple
Puzzle pieces formulated so we can release this
Form of art from the heart and try to restart
The mentality, but maybe I just resent reality
As much as I love it, but at times I feel my stomach
Run sick from the vice grips, no nice slip
To ease the grasp to release the clasp
So we build fantasy to lighten the canopy
In the mind when one brings a design
For us to slip into another dimension
Another world for extension
Hangin' by the cables feelin' unstable
As the wires of desire overtake the senses
Sign our own sentence as we spend relentless
Pay check to pay check and stay wrecked
Cause what we may collect is materials
To feel like we're on the class of imperial

The one thing that keeps the days from being the same,
is when I get going, playing my games
A frequent choice is Double Dash
150cc I will smash
Giving my entire family a nice old lash

Racing around the tracks with my cart
Toad and Diddy, looking pretty smart
All Cups are is only challenge for me
Going for a perfect score, yeah, that would be sweet
But there's a few obstacles that I must quell
One of them being that damned blue shell

All day everyday, they are a constant annoyance
If Nintendo got rid of them it would bring me great joyance
One example of my frustration was just last night
8 races into an All Cup and a blue shell was in flight
I was in first, of course, during that fateful baby park
When all of a sudden a blue shell came around the arc
Last lap, it happened to be, I thought to myself
This cannot keep happening coincidentally

So until I don't get continually screwed
I'll play and I'll play but continue to brood

Joyance ain't a word!
And if you meant joyous, you used it wrong. Try 'it would be very joyous.'

it is I googled it... and besides it doesn't matter, you don't have to be grammatically correct when your rapping.. and try to keep in mind that was like my first freestyle I've ever really wrote down or cared about.

Poetic license... and such.

Someone got a notion to file a motion to dismiss
You diss this and I piss into your cup of Swiss Miss
Cuz the 6-month list is a steel fist, it's a bris:
Lookin to circumcise you, wise,
cut that what's between yo thighs.
To analogize, it's just a downsize;
you try to fly by, but you're still wide eyes
when you retort about how short it is
and try to comport to, not distort, the status quo.
When you enter my court, you gotta bow low

MC-AllyPally here, all other rappers are forlorn
Like Galactus im taking the world by storm
Born normally, formally, no greatness anyone can see
You'd never guess the rapper this young nerd would turn out to be
Can you see? hear? the topic of my rhymes
Mastering opposites and adjacents
Like im typing in sine
No double looped metroid tracks, you will hear from me
Im the nerdcore rapper with originality
Never ought, sought, never to use double negatives
Your mind just got warped, its my perogitive
Thought I did better than the reviews went
Im bent, mind spent, better switch identities like im Clark Kent

A thread just for raps is just not spontaneous.
You guys are on about topics miscellaneous.
I don't mean to interupt, be sinister or devious.
I just wanted to freestyle in response to the previous
Post in the thread, no matter what it's about.
That way, what you say has a measure of clout.
This would be ideal, like an island in the tropic.
If we could keep this up while keeping up a topic.

That's what she said I exclaim
Those jokes are The Office's claim to fame.

Sure, let's keep up the topic
But don't get myopic,
we can still rap about shopped pics,
and goatse's top dick,
and what about knoppix, is that kosher?
i dunno, but ubuntu topped it
skit skat skeedle doo, flip flop flee
everybody runnin to the frontalot tree
nerd ho