I don't know if I'm okay with there being MC in front of that...

I decided I don't give a crap but will never refer to myself as MC Lanke because that feels like I'm saying "I RAP HARDCORE" instead of just my name.

I freaking love it!

Wyr, it's staying cause it rhymed, dammit.

Death Star, Ace and Wyrfxrssn sounds cool, but it doesn't RHYME!

Wow. It turns out I don't have Audacity installed, nor do I know where my microphone is. It's almost as if I'm not a recording artist.

Fortunately, it took a minute to fix that. Maybe it'll take twice that long for lyrics. Three times for recording....

So....give me 20 minutes. To do what? To do it, ot chicken out.

Here's Quizzy McMasterson's ingredient.

Just to update the Death*Star progress on this one, we're going to wrap on our part of the project when our Friday show is over. We've just had two songs to memorize by then, and had another collaboration to finish. Trust me, we've prioritized it.

OH NO YOUR FILE IS EITHER INVALID OR DELETED AW SHIT

Since 1988 or so, nothing has said "I RAP HARDCORE" less than putting "MC" in front of your name. It more says "I'M JUST JOKING."

Yah but I still feel weird saying I'm an emcee in any wayshapeorform.

YAY ANOTHER STINT WHERE WE GOT JESSE BACK YAAAAAY
How goes that album thing you're doing (I think)

Well, I'm calling myself DJ SilverPixie (even though I'm totally not a mix DJ at all). *shrugs* Closest I'll get is either peeking over my bf's shoulder when we eventually move in with each other and he does his show, or if my friend DJ RiSC decides to use my voice for his next Brett Adams release.

Huh. And hear I thought I was so terrible, that I ended up killing the project.
I'll try again?

won't work for me. Keeps being stuck in the processing your request. Someone email it to me?

Mine is starting... sorta... OKAY BOOM DONE let's see if it actually works... What the fuck my computer is being so slow right now I want to murder it.

It... worked... But creepily enough it took a long time and NEVER OPENED UP A MUSIC PLAYER! It just... started... YOU'RE SONG IS HAUNTED! But yeah the verse was neat.

Just to update, because it's Death*Star that's dragging ass on this project, we intend to do this at tomorrow's regularly-scheduled band practice (now that our show is over).

Yaaaaay!

Update: Our lyrics are done, and we're going to record it with Bill Beats some time this week (probably Wednesday) and then post it up for you guys. Should be a snap to do.

Here's what we wrote. It's very true to who we are as nerdcore artists, which is actually a really fucking sad statement. It doesn't show who raps what, but whatevs -- that'll be obvious in the audio.

Cut to the Death*Star MCs
Marquis, lyrical lordships, listen to our stees
Dynamite Soufflé leaving your belly ill at ease
Queasy as the cheese molds to a song about sleaze

Fuck trees, got wood enough for a girl that's Japanese
Domestically docile with various degrees
One in cleaning, one in cooking, one in knowing how to please
Cuddle up with a squeeze and a need to appease

Koopa please! In reality we're down on our knees
Play it cool like Happy Days and we're a couple of Fonzies
But we're really Henry Winkler and we're covered in bees
Anxieties disarming our hip hop expertise

What I wouldn't give for just one kissing disease
Or the easy STDs for which there are remedies
All those maladies in melodies are mere fantasies
C0splay says it's a tease (yeah, and 3P agrees)

Perhaps the key lies in action and not in repartee
Two wireless Gs casting eyes overseas
Pay the fees, shoot the breeze with the Chinese trustees
Learn ABCs in Cantonese for matrimonies

Second Update: We recorded our bit last night. Bill Beats is doing a quick mix-down, and will send us the audio when that's done (we will remind him that this needs doing, because he's probably lumped it in with the twenty other things we've got him doing right now for the album). Once we have the audio, you guys will have the audio.

That'll make the recording part of this done, right? And we'll move along to someone actually piecing this all together?

WOOH GOING SO CLOSE

Okay, that took longer than intended -- mainly because we can't ask Bill Beats to do something and then just let it go (he has to be told many times). Still, after much anticipation, here are the vocals from MC-3PO & C0splay of Death*Star.

http://www.yousendit.com/download/RmNCckhVMVhsamNLSkE9PQ

It should be available for 7 days, but if someone needs it afterward, I can upload it somewhere a bit more permanent. I just figured a week would be plenty enough time for whomever's in charge of this to handle business.

If you need us to do anything to our part of the audio, let us know and we'll pass that along to our producer. He's usually pretty easygoing about minor tweaks.

I wonder what this is all gonna sound like when it's done?

YAAAAAAAAY SO CLOSE WOOOH WOOOH WOOOH

Oh also cool verse bro.
I suppose next we need to decide what order it goes in.

I suggest we all find some game someone else has and then try to beat them at it to rank us all on what spot who gets. It'll be fun fun fun! Fun in the sun! Fun on a bun!

I suggest our verse at least appears after the verses about cheese and trees, since it references those two subjects directly.