Let's be Real, Shael Riley should legally change his middle name to Fracking.

Let's be real - I never read/heard of the phrase "Kernal panic" until this week.

I still haven't.

ETA: well that's delightfully nerdy.

I want Doritos. For real.

That is all.

Doritous has more flavours than I can remember, but I always just go with Cheese. Or Spicy Cheese. How about y'all?


Edit: Because I like to stick u's where some of you might think they are unnecessary, I think I'll change that to "Doritous". It'll catch on.

Nous Doritous, Vous Doritez.

I prefer the Cool Ranch Doritos. This is odd because I really can't stomach ranch dressing or anything hinting of ranch style. Except for my beloved Doritos. The original cheese ones are pretty fantastic too. I've tried all the recent wacky flavors. Zesty this and Sweet that. Even the buffalo bleu cheese ones. None of them tickled my fancy.

I am disgusted by my co-workers.

That is all.

People do not know how to behave at the doctor's office anymore....and I have not visited these boards in quite the long whiles!

I had to sit through some woman's loud cell phone conversation in the doctor's office waiting room last week. I wanted to call someone on my phone and complain loudly about rude people who have loud cell phone conversations in public, but I didn't, cause I'm chicken.

This weekend I saw Mac Lethal play in a diner in Gravette Arkansas. Do you know where Gravette Arkansas is? Of course you don't. No one does! Not even the people who live there.

There were like 40 people there. Half of them sat. There were chairs where there should've been dancing. I was the only one dancing, if you can call it that.

It was fun!

Let's be real. The kitchen staff at this bar is all black, and the servers all white. Why?

Issues around race are very different here compared to the USA, and there is much less separation between people of different races here, and generally much less stereotyping and things like that. However, my sister's boyfriend is black, and everyone is fine with that... except for his mother. She hates that he is with my sister, and once met up with my mum for coffee and tried to persuade her to break them up using the argument 'do you really want your daughter to be dating a black man?'. Let's be real... she is crazy.

Let's be real, QuizMaster. You put the the "u" in humour.

I mean, the OTHER u. The extra "u" as relative the American spelling, that is. Not the "u" of the first syllable mind you (and I do encourage minding of U's).

What I don't mean is that there are two QuizMasters, each contributing a single "u" to the overall word "humour". Let's be real, I've ruined the (rather dubious) joke by over-explaining.